said a blonde to a sailor.
"Yeah", said the sailor, "but why?"
"I want to go to America, and I have no money" said the blonde girl.
"I will get you on board, get you food water etc, but I want something in return...sex!"
The girl agreed.
She was sneeked aboard, put in a spare cabin, and after 5 days the girl could not stand being in the cabin any longer, so she went up on deck.
The captain saw her and asked what she was doing on his ship.
She broke down and explained about being a stowaway, and swapping food for sex.
"I feel I am being Used!" she cried.
"You certainly are young lady" said the Captain.
"This is the Mersey Ferry!"
2006-11-19 01:16:55 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW i am blonde and i loved it LMAO thanks
2006-11-19 02:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ferry funny !
2006-11-19 22:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...but stop taking the pi*s out of blondes !
2006-11-19 01:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-19 01:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-19 01:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha LOL poor blondes
2006-11-19 01:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww.... poor lass! Good joke though.
2006-11-19 01:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2006-11-19 01:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this one was old when nelson was a lad
2006-11-19 02:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by mac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
class, it's old but it's still gold!
2006-11-19 01:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by andyprefab 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha typical Blond ha ha ha ha ha ha lolol
2006-11-19 01:22:20 · answer #11 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋