All categories - 10 November 2006

One day, in the recreation room of the Peaceville
Nursing Home, a little old woman and a little old
man were sitting watching t.v. There was usually
nothing better to do.

The little old woman suddenly turned to the little
old man and said "I bet I can guess your age." The
little old man responded. "Can not." The little
old woman replied, "Yes, I can. All I have to do
is take a good look at your penis. I can tell a
person's age by their penis."

The little old man thought about this for a while,
and then decided to see if this was true. So, he
stood up and dropped his drawers.

The little old woman took a long good look at the
penis. She studied it for a few minutes and then
smiled. "You are 94", she said.

The little old man was amazed! "You're right!" He
laughed. "How could you do that?"

"Oh," smiled the little old woman, "You told me
yesterday."

thanks for answering, plz give a thumbs up if you like it, thumbs up if you dont. Thanks!

2006-11-10 01:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Creston M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband smokes and here lately, I have been worried about him. He has this persistent cough that sounds as if it hurts but when I ask him about it he either tells me that he is okay or makes a little snide remark about how I am overacting. He knows that I hate him smoking and that my Grandfather had lung cancer and emphysima. He also has two children that really need him and I am just scared that this cough could be something more serious. Can anyone out there help me?

2006-11-10 01:21:48 · 10 answers · asked by Angela S 1 in Respiratory Diseases

I am about $13,000 in debt. I spoke with this company that says they can cut my bills in half by having them settled and make one low monthly payment. Until know I have been paying little by little and not getting very far. Has anyopne used a similar program and is it worth it or will it make things worse?

2006-11-10 01:21:38 · 7 answers · asked by mq087 1 in Personal Finance

Does anyone no where i can purchase a Passport with out selling a kidney to pay for it? Also my daughter is 16months does she need a passport?

2006-11-10 01:21:12 · 6 answers · asked by blazinsoulq 1 in Packing & Preparation

Hi I was reading with interest a page on the idea of a vertical pipe stood in a pool of water. I am interested in this subject. http://www.du.edu/~jcalvert/tech/fluids/hydstat.htm#Maxh
Does the column of water have any affect on the pressure at the bottom of the beaker it is standing in. For instance if a column of water was to be closed by a door from the liquid in the beaker, would the pressure of the water be changed. does the column of water have no affect on presure of water in the beaker it is standing in. I think this is an important scientific question and i can find no answer to it. It would be common sense that standing a column of water would mean a higher pressure excerted on the beaker, but is that not the reality. As the atmposheric pressure was already excerting pressure. Does anyone have the technological equipment to do this experiment. As i don't.
Does anyone have a watch barometer.

2006-11-10 01:21:07 · 3 answers · asked by acacaac a 1 in Physics

2006-11-10 01:20:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

this is quite a serious matter cos i hav my wedding 2morrow and i hav no tight underware and cant afford any good ones for the honymoon.

2006-11-10 01:20:44 · 14 answers · asked by Chris 1 in Men's Health

HOTEL

2006-11-10 01:20:43 · 27 answers · asked by natalia k 7 in Polls & Surveys

Trick is you can't tell me any sort of joke, 'ever wondered' or one liner. Good luck!

2006-11-10 01:20:37 · 19 answers · asked by Barbie73 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a bunch of them just collecting dust, are they worth keeping? Or should I just spend them?? Thanks

2006-11-10 01:20:37 · 3 answers · asked by Lucy L 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

Gah, I am so confused!

2006-11-10 01:20:31 · 15 answers · asked by slurpeesforever! 1 in Astronomy & Space

I know there is a code for Silver Surfer, but I dont know it. Also are there an other codes? Whoever gets the code to me first gets 10 points. Thanks alot

2006-11-10 01:20:29 · 1 answers · asked by crippler5511 6 in Video & Online Games

If I sell something on EBay and the buyer pays me via paypal, what details do they have access to about me? Will they know my postal address for example? I wonder how much information they are given about the person they are buying from.

2006-11-10 01:20:13 · 9 answers · asked by S 2 in Internet

cause i have a different mp3 player and i wsa wandering if i can use a friends compter (which has itunes) to put music on it. Or do i even need software?

2006-11-10 01:20:12 · 2 answers · asked by rissetto2 2 in Music & Music Players

We get the flu, strep throat, horrible vomiting viruses......why don't our animals catch these things from us?

2006-11-10 01:20:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

I am a high school student.I don't like the school where now I studying.I want to study somewhere else.Where I can feel the real high school life the enjoyment and the best of it.But my parents do not alowed me transfer school because where I studying know will give a scholarship if I finished there so many beneficial and when I become a collage student all the expenses will be all free.But I want to study in school where I lke not in that school so boring not a high school.And how can I feel be a teenager I want to be a teen not like being stuck for so many years.Now I its my time to be free and feel the high school life.

Do you think it will be right to choose my way where can I be happy or to my parent where I know my future will be a successful?

2006-11-10 01:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-11-10 01:20:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

I do not know the difference between a "hard cutting" and a"soft cutting"

2006-11-10 01:19:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

i am doing meditation (or something like that) for two weeks now
wat i am feeling is cool sort of feeling (with respect to temperature) when i am meditating and also just after the session,
well what sort of feeling i am expected to get just after meditation session or during meditation ?how do i know i am getting it right bcoz i am still distracted by lots of thoughts

2006-11-10 01:19:48 · 19 answers · asked by jessica 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone know the words to the song "Firelake" by Bob Seger?

2006-11-10 01:19:47 · 8 answers · asked by Redbird 7 in Music

I am not trying to lose weight; just keep in shape. And my earbuds for my mp3 player, i have just discovered, are broken. Any ideas?

2006-11-10 01:19:44 · 13 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Diet & Fitness

I am doing an author study on Carol O'Connell for my lit. class and no where can i find anything about why she chose the genre of writing she does and why she chose to use a protagonist so unattached and unemotional (Kathleen Mallory). If anyone knows where I can find more detailed information about this author please let me know. Thanks

2006-11-10 01:19:42 · 2 answers · asked by Shayna O 1 in Books & Authors

At the circus baby new crawls into rhe lions cage and is eaten up by a lion, daddy new tries to recue him and is mauled to death by a lioness, mummy new who is watching all this collapses and dies of a broken heart.


That's the end of the news, here's the weather forecast

2006-11-10 01:19:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A friend saw a reference to the British 'Shilling' coin and wondered what's a 'Shilling' worth in U.S. money? He thinks the coin is no longer used, but maybe someone can give us an idea?

2006-11-10 01:19:37 · 2 answers · asked by Lizzie 5 in Other - Business & Finance

HOTEL

2006-11-10 01:19:36 · 21 answers · asked by natalia k 7 in Polls & Surveys

i live in Austria. i wanted to live in London but it came to my that London is difficult.because London is ExpensiveWhat do you think about that ????????

2006-11-10 01:19:28 · 9 answers · asked by Abi nana 1 in Studying Abroad

my bf and i have been together for 2 yrs and last week i broke up with him, we break up alot because we always argue but this time im so fed up.. ilove him alot i changed some of my ways and gave him everything i could. He is just very possessive, always jealous,paranoid and recently he is not giving enough effort for our relationship. he wants to meet my parents but im afraid they wont like him so i told him to quit smoking and get a job, its to make him better too right? im not changing him. i mean if he really loves me he would do that for me with no questions, but he just sit around all day in his house waiting for blessings... he is sweet but he is changing, when we fight, he never make a week pass by w/o reconciling, but now he wont even call anymore and to think it was his fault. I am really hurt so bad i gave him everything..,literally, he was my first u know.. help....

2006-11-10 01:19:18 · 12 answers · asked by troubled_woman85 2 in Singles & Dating

Anyone who doesn't see it that way, should look at my previous Q/A.. .. . .Abhorent !!!

2006-11-10 01:19:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

oh no I used a preposition to end a sentence WITH

2006-11-10 01:19:06 · 12 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

I bailed out a friend 9 months ago after a DUI arrest. First time bailing someone out, didnt know I was supposed to get a bail receipt. The cop that took the money never said anything.

Why have i waited this long? Well, it was a close friend, then a month after i bailed him out, his gf gets knocked up and some other things happen, and i figured his in a tight spot, i will lay off for a while. Month after month of excuses, and here we are.

Do you think the police would release a video survelance tape from that date to me if i decide to take my old friend to court?

Its $700 that i have never seen a penny of.

Or is there perhaps another way to reclaim it?

Any sugestions are appreciated. Thanks.

2006-11-10 01:19:05 · 2 answers · asked by squorrel_overdose 1 in Other - Business & Finance