At the circus baby new crawls into rhe lions cage and is eaten up by a lion, daddy new tries to recue him and is mauled to death by a lioness, mummy new who is watching all this collapses and dies of a broken heart.
That's the end of the news, here's the weather forecast
2006-11-10 01:19:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
takes all sorts as they say, i thought it was bloody funny. Its hard to please everyone on here so well done you made me laugh.....
2006-11-10 02:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr & Mrs Ball were the lion tamers in charge of this pride of lions, but they did nothing to save daddy new.
Well, would you like to be dragged out by the Balls?
2006-11-10 01:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good News is that there will be a...
News at 10 points
2006-11-10 01:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not close the station keep running the show, when will be the next news broadcast? Lemme know LOL ;-)
2006-11-10 01:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would have been much easier to read with the use of Capital letters! Names do tend to start with them...
2006-11-10 01:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD
no words, too busy trying not to choke
2006-11-10 01:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:( That's really sad.
So what's expected with the weather?
2006-11-10 01:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by annie2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!
2006-11-10 01:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor..
2006-11-10 01:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-10 01:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋