One day, in the recreation room of the Peaceville
Nursing Home, a little old woman and a little old
man were sitting watching t.v. There was usually
nothing better to do.
The little old woman suddenly turned to the little
old man and said "I bet I can guess your age." The
little old man responded. "Can not." The little
old woman replied, "Yes, I can. All I have to do
is take a good look at your penis. I can tell a
person's age by their penis."
The little old man thought about this for a while,
and then decided to see if this was true. So, he
stood up and dropped his drawers.
The little old woman took a long good look at the
penis. She studied it for a few minutes and then
smiled. "You are 94", she said.
The little old man was amazed! "You're right!" He
laughed. "How could you do that?"
"Oh," smiled the little old woman, "You told me
yesterday."
thanks for answering, plz give a thumbs up if you like it, thumbs up if you dont. Thanks!
2006-11-10 01:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Creston M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny - but if she betted lots of money on it , it would have been funnier
2006-11-10 01:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats weird!
And a little gross!
But Funny
*thumbs up*
2006-11-10 01:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Robyn M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up.
2006-11-10 01:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by Little Alchemist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up man :-)
2006-11-10 01:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats so cute! Thumbs up.
2006-11-10 01:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have not heard it before..but I am going to use this one....
Thanks....for the laugh and the pick up line....ha, ha
2006-11-10 07:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up!!
2006-11-10 01:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up!!~
2006-11-10 01:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by vane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up!!! i like it..
2006-11-10 02:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by sweetthing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't like the end.
2006-11-10 01:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋