All categories - 9 November 2006

How true is this?
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase
their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human
Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!

2006-11-09 03:18:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anria A 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Furiating!

2006-11-09 03:18:17 · 6 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

should I paint my toes?

2006-11-09 03:18:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 03:18:12 · 5 answers · asked by Cream tea 4 in Mythology & Folklore

I have problem in my school.I fancy a girl called philippa when she heard this she is not talking to me.Help me by giving advice and by
giving what i want to do.

2006-11-09 03:18:05 · 27 answers · asked by ashish j 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-09 03:17:47 · 5 answers · asked by flfunnn 1 in Toyota

i have recently installed windows 2003 small business server service pack 1, which comes with an installer for windows xp service pack 2. however, we're on a wireless network, and it can take over an hour and a half at times when transferring all the data and installing sp2 on the client. is there a way i can disable this from being installed, since the "remove" function in "setup client applications" wizard won't let me!!
thanks,
dan

2006-11-09 03:17:47 · 3 answers · asked by dan 1 in Computer Networking

I am looking for lender to finance my 12-unit apartment project

2006-11-09 03:17:46 · 5 answers · asked by Ed b 1 in Renting & Real Estate

My son has GERD & is on meds. Anyways, some nights he is up every hour! Last night he slept for 5 hours, till 2 am, then woke up, ate & was up every hour until 7 am! At 7, he had his first bowel movement since before bed & then he slept for 3 more hours. He does this a lot. He won't have a BM at night, and then he wakes up gassy, bloated, grunting, ect... Any ideas?

2006-11-09 03:17:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

i was born and raised there -in Palestine- and never had a life where truth is shown...you see that Israel is the poor country fighting terrorism ..well THAT IS TOTALY WRONG
i lived there for more than 17 years. and saw everything that happens there
i saw our house being shot at by Israel soldier knowing that me and my sis and 3 baby brothers were there only...saw my friend coming to school crying cause her dad was killed by a bomb
i saw blood all over the streets in "ramallah"and lots of places
i saw who has rocks and who has guns
i saw an Israel soldier killing boy 12 years old because he was throwing ROCKS
i know and we all know that more than 8000 are in Israel jails and no Israel soldier in Palestinians jails except one, only one
so who is killing who
i wrote this to see what u really think? Maybe i could show u what my eyes saw alive not what bbc and cnn and abc news lied to me.remember 80 palestinians KILLED and 200 INJURED only in SIX DAYS

2006-11-09 03:17:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

any women who have had an affair do you feel guilty or perhaps you just carry on because it works for you.do women own up to having affairs because i suppose most of your friends would be mortified ?

2006-11-09 03:17:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-09 03:17:33 · 2 answers · asked by legionmober 2 in Words & Wordplay

My four year old son has surgery on the monday before thanksgiving and the closer it gets to that day the more nervous i get he is having surgery for a hernia and a hydra seal has any ones kids had this surgery before and if so how did it go ? the doctor has told us this is a very routine surgery but i am still nervous and would love to here from someone who has been through this

2006-11-09 03:17:33 · 2 answers · asked by SAHM and proud of it 3 in Other - General Health Care

is it cause of skin cancer ?
What its tast sources?

2006-11-09 03:17:33 · 9 answers · asked by saleem q 1 in Cancer

2006-11-09 03:17:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports

2006-11-09 03:17:32 · 9 answers · asked by alonara1982 1 in Thanksgiving

Cavemen walking around ?
Will there be enough place on the planet for all of them?
Will they be naked or in rags or what?Must be billions of dead people!
Sounds like voodooo to me?

2006-11-09 03:17:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hey all friends can you simply tell me the easiest way to gain fat and muscles so that i dont get embarrased in front of people and i dont like a skeleton when i open my t- shirt .

recently i have started to wake up at 6 am. i have started to eat 2 eggs five days a week , twice a week grams with one glass of milk is it ok this is my break fast what else should i do plz suggest a very simple diet that i can follow plzzzzz if u guys need to ask me anything plz do so i'll be grateful to all of you

2006-11-09 03:17:30 · 10 answers · asked by vicky 2 in Diet & Fitness

even after selling chemical weapons to sadam im the 80`s. leaving the southern iraqi freedom fighters to be slaughtered in daddy bush`s first oil war. wmd? who sold them first don?

2006-11-09 03:17:27 · 3 answers · asked by BoChOi 3 in Current Events

I'm 15, can't stand my grandparents...they drive me absolutly crazy. And unfortunatly sometimes when I need a ride somewhere, they are my only ride. I'd rather not go than ride with them...that is how much I detest them. My parents say I do too much with my friends already, and won't let me go with them most of the time. How can I not be so negitive when it comes to my grandparents? I Just can't stand them anymore. They drive me absolutly CRAZY!!!!! HELP!!!!!

2006-11-09 03:17:27 · 9 answers · asked by jacobsbeffie 1 in Family

I have finished everything on my application, but I have to complete a statement of purpose. Does anyone know what this is supposed to contain.

2006-11-09 03:17:25 · 3 answers · asked by Pamela G 4 in Higher Education (University +)

This question should have been put out there a while back but the video archives must be full of some of the dirtiest tackles from this one guy!!

2006-11-09 03:17:25 · 2 answers · asked by chris2006 2 in Other - Football

ok so if you think you are pregnant take a pregnancy test! and if it's to early, then how are we supposed to know if you are pregnant?

2006-11-09 03:17:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Ive had them as a kid and i loved it!!

2006-11-09 03:17:14 · 4 answers · asked by crystal lee 5 in Cooking & Recipes

I lost my husband and my business all at the same time. I can barely function as the bills pile up. I just want to sit in the corner. All I can manage is to get the everyday things done and look after my two children.

Please give me some idea's, motivation and encouragement!

2006-11-09 03:17:09 · 5 answers · asked by Sandra C 2 in Mental Health

How many people have birds poop (defecate) on people each day?

2006-11-09 03:17:02 · 11 answers · asked by Jessica L 1 in Birds

I was just wondering, because I've heard that he can speak it pretty well, even if he sometimes trips over himself in English.

2006-11-09 03:17:01 · 11 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Politics

My four year old son has surgery on the monday before thanksgiving and the closer it gets to that day the more nervous i get he is having surgery for a hernia and a hydra seal has any ones kids had this surgery before and if so how did it go ? the doctor has told us this is a very routine surgery but i am still nervous and would love to here from someone who has been through this

2006-11-09 03:16:56 · 7 answers · asked by SAHM and proud of it 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

I am getting ready to deploy overseas and tonight is our deployment party for the base. I have been asked to put together a CD of patriotic songs. So far I have

Proud to be an American
Have you Forgotten
American Soldier
America will Always Remember
and my favorite:
Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue

Does anyone have any other suggestions. Serious answers only. If you dont support the war or military personnel I really dont need to know.

2006-11-09 03:16:49 · 11 answers · asked by Goober 1 in Military