How true is this?
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase
their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human
Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!
2006-11-09 03:18:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anria A 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha snort - oh I'm choking on my lunch here -- ahh Okay Ha Ha giggle snort! no wonder productivity was up!! GREAT ONE!!
2006-11-09 03:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Looks like the cannibals are smart too.
2006-11-09 12:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um....it could be true but the cannibals are truly messed up. What if they came after YOU next? What if they came after ME?!?!?
2006-11-09 11:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was looking for the secretary for a different reason.... still funny. LOL
2006-11-09 11:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, loved it!
2006-11-09 11:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So true... so very true....
gawd that's horrible....
He he... can't... stop... laughing....
2006-11-09 11:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋