All categories - 17 October 2006

Driver, "Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

Pope: "Well, to tell you the truth, they never let me drive at the Vatican, & I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! , & what if something should happen?" protests the driver.

"There might be something extra in it for you! " says the Pope.

Tthe driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when his Holiness floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my f#king license!," yells the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, & gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a 105 mph.

"So bust him!" says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief "Well, who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the f#king Pope as a chauffeur!!"

2006-10-17 01:27:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-17 01:27:35 · 4 answers · asked by johnboy 1 in Internet

2006-10-17 01:27:26 · 35 answers · asked by kirkie 1 in Newborn & Baby

Are there good well paid jobs?
Good, cheap apartments?
Good varsities?
Good neighbourhoods?

2006-10-17 01:27:02 · 2 answers · asked by Stiggs! 2 in Other - United States

I do not have health insurance, so looking for affordable counsling.

2006-10-17 01:27:00 · 2 answers · asked by chesney 1 in Mental Health

2006-10-17 01:26:55 · 3 answers · asked by anna 1 in Careers & Employment

I've been to Alberta, BC, Saskatchewan, Ontario, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Idaho, Minnesota, California, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland. I don't count the places I've flown over.

2006-10-17 01:26:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Why do think so?

If you were to question your beliefs, where would you go? Would you go outside of the "normal" route (holy texts, spiritual leaders, etc.) or not? Why or why not?

2006-10-17 01:26:41 · 14 answers · asked by angk 6 in Religion & Spirituality

My friend is out of town since a year and may come back next month, he has a girlfriend whom he calls everyday twice or thrice since a year, he is yet to talk to his parents about this and if they agree these two will move or else break up.
question is: I meet his girl friend some 6 months back , we both became very good friends and were emotionally tied up very much to each other and than we were so much attached to each other that it was difficult to give a name to our relationship and finally there came a stage where she burst out into tears and told me that she cant live without me and cant imagine a life without me and i was also in the same stage. She says she had never felt such a thing with my friend and she was even ready to breakup if my friends parents didnt agree for there marriage (without any pain). Are we both wrong in liking each other or falling in love with eachother but i swear we never had any intention of doing this but it happened

2006-10-17 01:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by amitoberoi 1 in Family

This may be a silly question but I would appreciate any help... I was wondering if there was a way to get the music on my ipod onto another itunes on a different computer. I am at work more then I am home so if I could put my music on my work itunes and add more songs and organize stuff from there as well as keeping my home computer updated it would make my life easier... so any directions as to how to do this would be appreciated. Please don't be mean no matter how dumb of a question this may be... thank - you!

2006-10-17 01:26:35 · 1 answers · asked by bree_1384 2 in Music & Music Players

Is that just your true communist colors?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvfULpvbkZmRth4W_A274D7sy6IX?qid=20061016152519AAikiZI

2006-10-17 01:26:30 · 19 answers · asked by buffman316 2 in Military

2006-10-17 01:26:26 · 6 answers · asked by attar_aj 1 in Anthropology

2006-10-17 01:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

2006-10-17 01:26:12 · 4 answers · asked by Gnanabharathi S 1 in Small Business

2006-10-17 01:26:09 · 4 answers · asked by Kylie Rrrrrrrrrrrrr 1 in Fashion & Accessories

And the day before I used it and all was perfect! The flash was working and now its not. I didnt drop it or anything, no one touched it so I dont know why it isn't working! I tried everything, in case it wasnt properly done but NO! I dont understand =(

2006-10-17 01:26:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

2006-10-17 01:25:58 · 2 answers · asked by rolly a 1 in Media & Journalism

2006-10-17 01:25:50 · 6 answers · asked by Jenna 4 in Dogs

2006-10-17 01:25:50 · 10 answers · asked by Tirili 1 in Other - Skin & Body

Well, if you do, I have a question...

What causes the second, faint rainbow outside the primary source???

And why are its colors in the reverse sequence from the primary rainbow???

2006-10-17 01:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by emee_rocks 2 in Physics

2006-10-17 01:25:29 · 54 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

I looked up the word Delusion it means "A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Especially as a symptom of mental illness". A web site i came across www.godisimaginary.com describes people who follow religion as delusional. Taking there is no solid concrete proof of god, just stories made up by men, i think this description of the word delusion does describe religion.

2006-10-17 01:25:25 · 20 answers · asked by sbete2000 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-17 01:25:24 · 2 answers · asked by Er. vijay kumar 1 in Engineering

2006-10-17 01:25:05 · 13 answers · asked by Jenna 4 in Dogs

Me and my boyfriend been together for a couple of months and we are in a deep love relationship. He have an bestfriend thats an girl.Its not really that she a girl its just everytime me and him on the phone she over his house,it be around 1 or 2 o clock in the morning when we get off the phone and she STILL be there.When she not there and we finally get time to ourselve all he talk about is her and when i say i dont wanna hear that he stop talking completely.

2006-10-17 01:25:03 · 14 answers · asked by Nell 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Playing my husband in two leagues this weekend and need to pick up a decent defense, my starter is on bye. Here are my choices: San Diego (vs KC), Arizona (vs Oak), Dallas (vs NYG) Denver, MInnasota, st. louis and carolina.

If you have a suggestion that is not mentioned above please let me know, and also the "why" you would pick them.

I beat him the last time we played and am the only one that has, he is #1 and I am # 2 in this league.

Thanks for your help!

2006-10-17 01:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by reevesfarm 3 in Fantasy Sports

What material that you have studied has given you the most profound rational for disbelieving theism?

2006-10-17 01:24:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I want to improve my grammar, sentence flow and prose styling. Can anyone recommend any good books to help me?

Thank you

2006-10-17 01:24:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

if N.Korea does not have any missail or very recently the nuclear bomb, USA along with the others blast away her. if Pakistan has not it, India had blast away her.

finally, if Iraq could make it earlear, she could not be occupied by others.

do u agree with me?

2006-10-17 01:24:45 · 18 answers · asked by Difi 4 in Military

If you look at the animal kingdom this is the ONLY criteria.
Just interested to know if this kind of thing affects whether to have a child or not in the human world any more.

2006-10-17 01:24:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology