Driver, "Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
Pope: "Well, to tell you the truth, they never let me drive at the Vatican, & I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! , & what if something should happen?" protests the driver.
"There might be something extra in it for you! " says the Pope.
Tthe driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when his Holiness floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my f#king license!," yells the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, & gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a 105 mph.
"So bust him!" says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief "Well, who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the f#king Pope as a chauffeur!!"
2006-10-17 01:27:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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I SIMPLY LOVE IT!!!!!!
ONE OF THE BEST IT IS!!!!
I GIVE IT 10/10.
2006-10-17 01:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is by the far the best joke I have heard in 239 years, LOL, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,
By the way, I am a Genie
2006-10-17 02:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't make jokes with god but this is indeed a good one
2006-10-17 01:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by matmunirss 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
HOWEVER, had you used "Allah" or "Mohammed" instead of "God" and "pope", you'd have a suicide bomber knocking your door right about now.
2006-10-17 01:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted&Demented 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-17 01:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Larry m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! ROTF! you made my morning brighter!
2006-10-17 03:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.wicked funny.
2006-10-17 01:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by shaq 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-17 01:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chucklelicious
2006-10-17 01:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by ssolloss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's funny!!!
2006-10-17 02:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋