All categories - 14 October 2006

You have got to admit that he looks like a chimp.

But more intriguing is the idea that he was elected to the most powerful position in the world. Is this because of some kind of genetic memory? Does he remind us of one of our ape leaders when we lived in trees?

Or is it an indication that we are regressing or de-evolving back into apes?

There has got to me some reason he got elected. Is this any less believable than anything else you have considered?

2006-10-14 18:49:27 · 16 answers · asked by imnogeniusbutt 4 in Politics

2006-10-14 18:49:22 · 1 answers · asked by TCMan 1 in Music & Music Players

Is there anything wrong with me

2006-10-14 18:49:21 · 12 answers · asked by kairi fanboy 1 in Mental Health

2006-10-14 18:49:11 · 5 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Other - Entertainment

prior to my marrage my wife had an automobile repossessed the account was opened in jan 2000 how long do we have left on her credit report it says charge off i am waiting for it to drop off so i can buy a house hellllp

2006-10-14 18:49:05 · 10 answers · asked by Travis G 1 in Credit

...my toast that I am writing for my best friends wedding. Its just the rough draft, so any constructive criticism or opinions are welcome. Thanks so much!

Jenni and I go way back to our first day of 7th grade. I was the new kid in town, and terrified. There I was, trying to disappear, when she turned to me in the desk behind her, and with a that big grin of hers, said "Hi!!! I'm Jenni!". That was nearly 10 years ago, and in that time, she has grown to be the best friend I have ever had, and will ever have. Shes the kind of person who was there for me, even when I didnt deserve it. She is the ultimate example of a friend. We used to talk endlessly into the night about life, and of course... boys. On more than one occassion, she told me she didnt think she would ever get married. I told her "No way. One day, you are gonna meet a guy stubborn and smart enough to not let you go." Years later, I was thrilled to be proven right when Cody told me of his plans to propose.

2006-10-14 18:49:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

Okay so Halloween Party,, 16/17 kids age range 14-16 I have a budget to decorate my basement/den budget = 20/25 dollars HELP?

2006-10-14 18:48:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

okay so we already know about potatoes and Idaho, immoral rednecks and South Carolina, old gay rent-boys and Kentucky but what about your state?

2006-10-14 18:48:58 · 12 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

Rich Franklin was a slight favorite for winner.

2006-10-14 18:48:52 · 11 answers · asked by Gardenfoot 4 in Martial Arts

defence related russian il76 on phalcons what are the advantages

2006-10-14 18:48:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

An old man and woman. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

2006-10-14 18:48:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 18:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by tcrow_2002 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-10-14 18:48:31 · 9 answers · asked by Paul S 2 in Football (American)

think about it, we did not make ourself, so why do we own ourselves (IE like we say its our body, and can do what we want with it). If, say we make a cake, it is our cake and the cake does not own itself. Well, that means we at least own our children... haha, serious though

2006-10-14 18:48:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I put the videos in itunes, but they don't apear in my ipod. I even formatted the videos to mp4 with itunes itself!! What am I doing wring?

2006-10-14 18:48:30 · 3 answers · asked by Alex R 2 in Music & Music Players

do you think they are good and trying to serve and protect or not...why?

2006-10-14 18:48:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

My husband and I are going to be travelling in March/April, and looking for the best time for cool mornings and not-so-hot afternoons. I was there in October last year for the clean up, and it was awesome. But we're planning for March-April, because we have yet to schedule our vacation time at work, and it's around our anniversary.

Also, since I'm asking, does anyone know the age in Louisianna when you can rent a car?

2006-10-14 18:48:28 · 5 answers · asked by fireangel_92682 3 in New Orleans

I wanted to know if anyone else has encountered this but I use to always think climaxing is just moans after moans but when I do its just a sigh of relief it feels good but nothing like...AHHH... ya know then again I am still a virgin I only finger myself..so could that be why?

2006-10-14 18:48:22 · 10 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Women's Health

My best friend's brother is almost evil and has threatened him over the years through harassing phone calls at home and work. Finally, my dear friend told me he sent his brother a letter finally (and kindly) asking him to leave him and his family alone. He said he wished him well but he couldn't continue dealing with this roller coater relationship. His crazy brother has now threatened to sue him for upsetting him. Is that possible? I feel so sorry for my friend. He and his family are such nice, loving people. We have formed a circle of love and have tried to assure him he's done nothing wrong. So, can someone sue you because you don't want anything to do with them?

2006-10-14 18:48:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

We are throwing a halloween party this year and strugglign with idea for a FUNNY costume idea.... can anyone else? It wouls be for a couple (Male/Female) - Everythinkg out there is so Cheesy and the same!

2006-10-14 18:48:15 · 3 answers · asked by Misty B 2 in Other - Entertainment

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris Wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are you hurt?" he asked.

"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"

2006-10-14 18:48:13 · 4 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I would like to make it myself. Any ideas? Please give ideas on how to make it also. Thanks for your help!!!

2006-10-14 18:48:01 · 5 answers · asked by He_Knows_Me 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-10-14 18:47:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

-Theres this senior in one of my classes & hes pretty "popular" & im a freshmen & he talks 2 me quite a bit & he always does stuff 2 like tease me...but he won't talk 2 any of the other freshmen in our class(except my best friend) ..he like ignores them. But I recently found out that the senior girls in my class don't like me a whole lot.....i don't get it ......why is this guy being nice 2 me ??

2006-10-14 18:47:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-14 18:47:47 · 9 answers · asked by sheen_rora 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think wishes come true? I have faith in all my wishes and that they will come true eventually, if they are realistic of course, not something like, "I wish i was a cat". but do you think wishes come true?

2006-10-14 18:47:45 · 10 answers · asked by xrentxheadx 1 in Polls & Surveys

his birthdate 19.9. 1982 born in USA ..Mine 23.7.1983 in india . karnataka. how much character it might match.

2006-10-14 18:47:43 · 5 answers · asked by vidya l 1 in Weddings

Can a hot shower that is sprayed directly on my scrotom cause problems?

2006-10-14 18:47:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

As a muslim we cannot use Alcohol in our cooking. Many recipies I would like to try contain Alcohol, wine campari etc. What can I use instead? I know I could try not adding anything but I find that the foods really miss that 'Je ne se qua'.

2006-10-14 18:47:39 · 11 answers · asked by Y R 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

2006-10-14 18:47:30 · 47 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles