All categories - 14 October 2006

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?
Here are the testimonials of
a few people who did...
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word.
He knew better.
*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget .
*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.
Now, didn't that feel good ?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a good laugh.

2006-10-14 18:47:30 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Religion & Spirituality

she doesnt start sexual things...she doesnt show that shes enjoying much when we are doing it.we have only done oral.
she doesnt tease me much with those exotic clothing.....she never start some thing..i have to do it more..shes 19...im 21..i dont wanna let her go..she loves me..i know it..but it has been a year....

2006-10-14 18:47:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My HP that I got in 2002 isnt working well. Its infested with ads and viruses and we had adware and stuff. also the virtual memory was full and then it started being funky. Anything better would be great, I heard Dell suckz

2006-10-14 18:47:14 · 13 answers · asked by mel 3 in Monitors

well i jsut want to know what it is and is it importan. ive seen it on cell phones too. what does it do? is it bad if i dont have it?

2006-10-14 18:47:09 · 3 answers · asked by bluestarbunny 2 in Programming & Design

2006-10-14 18:47:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

a lot of people are starting to have MYSPACES i wonder why is it cause its in or cause you have nothing better to do with your lives......explain

2006-10-14 18:47:06 · 6 answers · asked by gigi 3 in Internet

I have always heard others say that. But just recently I felt that way myself. I can't even stand to look at myself in the mirrior. I just really hate myself and every thing about me right now! Why is this I don't know but I wish I did know so I can fix it. All I can do is just keep crying.

2006-10-14 18:47:02 · 9 answers · asked by SarinaAnn 4 in Other - Health

2006-10-14 18:46:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

We got a new cat three years ago and i havnt done anything to her to make her hate me so why is she not spending any time with me on the couch???

2006-10-14 18:46:39 · 23 answers · asked by jachabra 1 in Cats

her face iz on all these biore posters in the subways in tOronto
cant find an example =/

2006-10-14 18:46:27 · 1 answers · asked by ramdom8345 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

A pump is required to lift a mass of 850 of water per minute from a well of depth 15.0 and eject it with a speed of 18.6 .
How much work is done per minute in lifting the water?
Take the free fall acceleration to be = 9.80 .
1.25×105 J
Correct



Part B
How much in giving the water the kinetic energy it has when ejected?
1.47×105 J
Correct



Part C
What must be the power output of the pump?
Take the free fall acceleration to be = 9.80 .

2006-10-14 18:46:26 · 1 answers · asked by googoosh g 1 in Physics

they hate there own culture or why they always miss judge other peoples doing, specially when they needed help. I'm a catholic and I love my family, I won't take there life in danger.

2006-10-14 18:46:22 · 2 answers · asked by teylor 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Like my puppy is a Chihuahua x Jack Russell and female and she chewed up my really good pair of shoes, socks, all my good stuff, most of the time its out of her reach.

2006-10-14 18:46:18 · 20 answers · asked by xox.Butterfly_kisses.xox 1 in Dogs

i have just bought a new persian cat.i already have two local cats at home.everytime they meet,they'll growl at each other and their bodies will tense.it's only been two days.should i give them more time?or do i need to take some actions?all 3 of them are around the same age.

2006-10-14 18:46:06 · 12 answers · asked by mel J 1 in Cats

2006-10-14 18:46:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

This is quite a long story so I will cut it back as much as I can. My daughters father has not been involved in her life in any way for almost 4 years, however his family has been. I recently found out that my daughters grandfather (ex's dad) has been caught drugging his ex girlfriend & taking explicit photos of her whilest she was out of it. I know my ex's family & know that they wont tell me but they dont know that I already know about it. I am so confused as to how I should deal with this situation as I dont want to break the bond my daughter has with her family but they all live together in the one house (my daughters grandfather included) I dont want to "out" the person who told me but there is no way I will be allowing my daughter to go there anymore. How do I approach this when confronted by this family? I know they will be around my place in the next few days wanting to see my girl but how do I say to them that she will not ever be going to their place? I dont want disharmony!!

2006-10-14 18:45:53 · 5 answers · asked by Mrs D 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

Sometimes I get text files that appear in my C:/ after i download something. They say things like "installer debug" and yserver and things like that. Is It safe for me to delete them or leave them alone?

2006-10-14 18:45:47 · 2 answers · asked by greyshadowfox 2 in Desktops

My psychiatrist says I am chronically prejudice. I have a hard time being around white, asian, black, and hispanic people. At night I fantasize about wearing a white pointed sheet with two holes cut out for the eyes over my head. During the day I spit in my bosses coffee when he's not looking. I think I have repressed memories... I need help. Please, I don't really want to be this way. What should I do?

2006-10-14 18:45:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Also pls help me where to find in the internet the lists of zip code of the cities in the world. If there is any. Thank you.

2006-10-14 18:45:39 · 2 answers · asked by Dencast 1 in Studying Abroad

Which is the best??

2006-10-14 18:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by EddieDiablo 1 in Music

its not spreading any more

2006-10-14 18:45:29 · 5 answers · asked by Sunjay S 1 in Skin Conditions

i have had new double glazing fitted which should surely stop any condensation forming on the windows.if i put my heating on in all rooms will it prevent this from happening?i have to mop my windows every morning any suggestions

2006-10-14 18:45:29 · 14 answers · asked by julie b 2 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-10-14 18:45:27 · 22 answers · asked by Lord Kodous 3 in Polls & Surveys

brown eyes, blk hair and yello base skin

2006-10-14 18:45:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Do u prefer 2 love one?
OR
U prefer to be loved?

2006-10-14 18:45:20 · 36 answers · asked by SHEK 2 in Polls & Surveys

women only. would u want your man to trim down low? how much, all of it, or just trim? i got a lot, i was wondering cause i have a girlfriend and its about that time.

2006-10-14 18:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by vector C 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-14 18:45:08 · 2 answers · asked by alexnt55 1 in Media & Journalism

2006-10-14 18:44:52 · 11 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone ever really grasps this?

"From the moment we are born, we begin to die"
(Everyone's time is already counting down)

Why do people waste it?

What should we be doing?

Even if we live to be 100 years old -
this just a nanosecond in the life of mankind.

2006-10-14 18:44:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology