Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
2006-10-14 18:47:30 · 47 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Humour, wit and sarcasm, all at the same time with originality. Deserves to be rated brilliant, except by those who are fans of George Bush. .Because it is a free society here, it can be spoken easily, The same can not be said about many Asian societies.
2006-10-15 04:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by innocent 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About a 7.
2006-10-14 18:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Marti1owl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-10-14 18:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sammy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 - A bird in the Bush is worth S H 1 T
2006-10-14 18:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I’ll give you a 7 for sending all those blokes to Heaven, but who the heck is Saint Peter???
2006-10-15 08:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one on the Bush. Check this one out.......
There were 3 plastic surgeons from different parts of the states who meet once a year in Hawai on their yearly sabbatical. And as in any profession, boast about their achievements.....This particular year, all 3 were retiring and decide to tell the other 2 about the best thing they have ever done as plastic surgeons.
Doctor #1: As you know I am from California. Nearly 35 years ago, as I was coming back from duty in the middle of the night, I see a torn hand lying on the road. I stop my car and hear some one moaning. I look around, see this chap, take him to my clinic and patch him up as best as I can. Guess what, he went on to become the superstar of all times, Arnold Schwarzenegger it was.
Doctor #2: As you know I am from the New Mexico area. Around 30 years ago, as I was coming back from duty, I see a torn leg lying around on the road. I get out of the car and hear someone moaning. I take him to my clinic and patch him up as best as I can. Guess what, he went on to become the footballer of all time, Diego Armando Maradona it was.
Doctor #3: As you know, I am from the Texas area. Around 25 years ago, there was this huge accident involving a cowboy and a horse. All they could salvage from the wreck for me was the horse's behind and the cowboy's hat. I patched him up as best as I could. Look at him now, he is the prez of USA, George Bush it is.
2006-10-16 06:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10. Bcos of the height of exaggeration , Imagine George Bush in heaven!!!!!!!
2006-10-15 17:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Could be a right choice for a best answer is your question itself from my side i give you a 10/10 or rather a 20/10.
2006-10-15 23:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by cool_chunks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one. A 10
2006-10-15 06:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and i give 7 out of 10
2006-10-15 23:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋