All categories - 14 October 2006

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,
'"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing.
Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

2006-10-14 18:59:10 · 6 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 18:59:09 · 36 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Baseball

is it better to be circumcised? and if u didnt your forign skin is it still on you if u dont circumcised?

2006-10-14 18:59:03 · 11 answers · asked by cfrisco415 2 in Men's Health

maybe this is a dumb question, but my fish just died, and i know it's better to adopt pets than buy them......

is there anywhere i can adopt fish??

i'm in southern california.

2006-10-14 18:59:03 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2006-10-14 18:58:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 20 living in Sacramento California and Im pregnant. I live with family and I am working and going to school. My boyfriend lives with friends and doesn't work. I'm not sure if I should have the child because we are not finacially ready. What are my options?

2006-10-14 18:58:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

A few of my friends and I are going to be able to pick Halloween costumes for 2 guys. They were saying some things about women in a sociology class they shouldn't have so we want to make this a very memorable Halloween for them. They're both slight and one of them has great long blonde hair I'm dying to get my hands on. We got some ideas on Yahoo Answers for Halloween Costumes, but we got more great ideas than we expected so we thought we'd let you narrow down the nominees. We want this to be embarrassing and memorable. We want a theme for the 2 costumes, but we don't intend to let them know about each other until the party. Which nominee would you pick?
1. Original Daisy Duke/ Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke
2. I Dream of Jeanie/ Bewitched
3. Britney/ Cristina
4. Nicole/ Paris
5. Batgirl/Catwoman
6. Wilma/ Betty
7. Ginger/ Mary Ann
8. Aly/ AJ
9. Hillary & Haylie Duff
10. Jessica & Ashlee Simpson
11. Sexy School Teacher & Sexy School Girl

2006-10-14 18:58:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

i'd like to try it some day.

2006-10-14 18:58:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Russia

You drive your car from home at an average velocity of 82 km/h for 3h. Halfway to your destination, you develop some engine problems, and for 5h you nurse the car the rest of the way. What is your average velocity for the entire trip?

2006-10-14 18:58:29 · 6 answers · asked by yoo whoo 1 in Physics

You are on a date with somebody you really like. Which one would you rather endure: Your date has horrible squirty bottom gas, or constantly picks his/her nose. Remember, you really, really like this person!

Bonus question: Would you still sleep with them regardless?

2006-10-14 18:58:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Then why some are healthy, some are weak?

2006-10-14 18:58:24 · 24 answers · asked by deepak57 7 in Religion & Spirituality

husband did not ever physically abuse wife or kids. he was a great father who worked hard for family. of course husband had flaws and issues, but nothing out of the ordinary. wife led secret life and the closer the husband came to catching her the more the wife cried and made husband out to be abusive and "mental" to family and friends. wife cheated, lied, and plotted the ruin of husband for a lengthy period of time. wife is lying to authorities, the state of ca., doctors and everything in between. wife is using two maybe three different names(which is illegal) wife is trying to make it so husband can no longer see or talk to children ever again. every time husband caught or called wife on lies and deceit wife would bring about more lies to authorities so husband had to keep distance so husband could not keep track of her. all husband wants is to see and be apart of childrens life. wife wants free ride for the rest of wifes life.

2006-10-14 18:58:24 · 9 answers · asked by lucifer h. christ 1 in Marriage & Divorce

justice = equal pay for equal work, ie, constant ratio of pay to work - eg: inheritance, lottery wins are clearly pay for no work - wd society be more just, peaceful, happier, etc if estates were distributed equally among all citizens [with descendents' option to buy items of sentimental value]? - profits from scarcity [eg, new technlgy, low supply high demand]: clearly money for no work - payment for ideas, benefit to society: after full payment for work put into developing idea, bringing product to market, pay for idea & benefit is clearly pay for no work - profits in excess of full fairpay for workinput of owners: by definition: pay for no work - leaving all these injustices [& the many other legal injustices] in the system, & putting a cap on fortunes at the most a person can earn in a lifetime by their own work, & spreading the overfortunes regularly among all, will ensure practical approxn to justice - bringing much happiness [peace safety savings democracy liberty law order etc]

2006-10-14 18:58:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

I just need a good laugh,but I wouldn't be surprised if someone reported this question even if I didn't mention it.

2006-10-14 18:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

women opinion, my hair down low is about an inch or 1.5 inch long, is that too long, how much should i trim it down?

2006-10-14 18:57:54 · 11 answers · asked by vector C 1 in Women's Health

Every competition or Olympics we are running faster ,jumping higher etc and breaking new world records. Will we get to a stage where it is impossible to go faster and jump higher? Will atheletes keep evolving??? and would we ever see a man run 100meters in 5 seconds??

2006-10-14 18:57:41 · 7 answers · asked by wilkobali 1 in Olympics

Personally, I'm going to have to say no. I think political debate these days serves no purpose other than providing each person a soapbox to unleash their views on the world -- especially now, in this "with us or against us" social climate.

Republicans will never see a Democrat's point of view, and vice versa. Each side always sees the other as irrational and completely wrong on every issue. Each side always accuses the other of being incapable of debate, with the irony being that true debate works both ways -- if you're incapable of hearing what the other side has to say, true debate does not happen. It quickly degenerates into the parrotting of talking points they heard from somewhere else.

2006-10-14 18:57:32 · 13 answers · asked by spire2000 2 in Politics

2006-10-14 18:57:29 · 10 answers · asked by THANJAI ANNA 1 in Cricket

2006-10-14 18:57:23 · 4 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 18:57:10 · 6 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 18:56:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-14 18:56:47 · 3 answers · asked by jaggu 2 in Television

2006-10-14 18:56:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Handball

2006-10-14 18:56:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Did they stop your benefits? What happened? I read the rules already, but I am curious.

2006-10-14 18:56:17 · 8 answers · asked by catzrme 5 in Careers & Employment

I would like to know.

2006-10-14 18:56:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-10-14 18:56:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-10-14 18:55:59 · 12 answers · asked by Me 1 in Other - Skin & Body

Her pediatrician wants her to get the vaccine for mennocial menningits. Is she at any risk from this vaccine because she had the other mennigitis 7 months ago?

2006-10-14 18:55:56 · 5 answers · asked by Lisa M 1 in Infectious Diseases