I was told that I better lose 115 lbs in four days or I'm going to get one of my arms ripped off by the mob!!! "Why", you ask? Well, it's sort of a long story involving a little lie, a boxing match, kicking a puppy, and a whole bunch of Rhubarb (Don't eat the leaves, they will kill you)...
How can I do this??? I use both of my arms almost everyday and I am worried that only having one will make me lop-sided (like a troll, but without the warts and the ability to turn things to stone just by looking at it).
Please help!!!
2006-10-11
06:30:44
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Billy
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Mental Health