I was told that I better lose 115 lbs in four days or I'm going to get one of my arms ripped off by the mob!!! "Why", you ask? Well, it's sort of a long story involving a little lie, a boxing match, kicking a puppy, and a whole bunch of Rhubarb (Don't eat the leaves, they will kill you)...
How can I do this??? I use both of my arms almost everyday and I am worried that only having one will make me lop-sided (like a troll, but without the warts and the ability to turn things to stone just by looking at it).
Please help!!!
2006-10-11 06:30:44 · 28 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Cut off your head....you are an idiot
2006-10-11 06:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by gina_road 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy, break off with your girlfriend or boyfriend whatever the case is.
That is easily over 115 pounds. And 4 days is too long.
2006-10-11 06:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look on the bright side of things Mr. Grumpy Pants, having an arm removed in a non-surgical environment will probably kill you either from shock or blood loss and then life will no longer be hassling you with such pesky bothers like mobsters puppies or too much free time on your hands. By the way, go back on your meds.
2006-10-11 06:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start running right now and don't stop, even if they catch you, after 4 days of running and no food, you should have lost at least like 30 lbs or more. Maybe lipo?
2006-10-11 06:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut off your arm and call it even. Unless you weigh 315 pounds in that case go get a chainsaw and trim off most of your fat. Call 911 before you start and load up on some angel dust so ya don't pass out from the pain. Good luck
2006-10-11 06:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Chivalry77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this thing in a movie and then I saw a real one at Disneyland. Some kind of shrink thing. I it shrinks you and you also lose weight because they can pick you up on a spoon. You might want to look into that. I think you could lose more than 99% of your body weight. Good Luck.
2006-10-11 06:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Buzlite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't. First of all that just isn't possible. It's humanly impossible. And the healthiest amount you can expect to loose in a week is about 5 pounds. Otherwise is causes stress on your heart and other internal organs.
2006-10-11 07:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ria L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have to use the method god used to create the world in 7 days. you will have to somehow stretch out time. It should take you close to 3 years to lose that much weight. In the meantime get busy taking martial arts classes so you can defend yourself and not be worried about mobs. Also avoid the mob if you can.
2006-10-11 06:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Sufi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink at least a Quart of water with 2 tblspoons of salt in it. It will cleanse your insides it will start you with your wieght loss and well just make sure you're by the toilet for 2 hrs.
2006-10-11 07:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not possible to lose 115 lbs in four days!!! so say bye bye to your arm
2006-10-11 06:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude! you should have started like a month ago just to make it sound like a miracle but 4 days its impossible!
But if u want to diet or something.... before u start whatever diet u want, clean Ur system by eating only and i mean only apples for a day
2006-10-11 06:40:54 · answer #11 · answered by lysa24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋