I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full -- Go Home
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Post any that you have. I will give 10 pts to the funniest one.
2006-10-02
18:45:30
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Jokes & Riddles