All categories - 29 September 2006

My wife had our baby last week but I didn't get to go to the hospital with her. When she returned home with our baby it was black because she had an affair with a black dude. I didn't know this at the time, I thought the baby was one of those chocolate babies that people give you as a gift sometimes and I ate the whole thing. What should I do??!??!??!???!?


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2006-09-29 03:14:26 · 15 answers · asked by Dialup, Avatar, Jones!™ 2 in Philosophy

We get a lot of cold callers (door to door salesmen) because of the strong smell of wealthy retired people around here.
Can you think of a good note to put on the front door to advise them they are not welcome?. Advise for your answers, if you say No cold callers, they say they are not cold callers, typicaly "Oh no we are advising you of a local service"

2006-09-29 03:14:26 · 29 answers · asked by iusedtolooklikemyavatar 4 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-09-29 03:14:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I just ignore them. It's their time to waste on being idiotic.

2006-09-29 03:14:19 · 12 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

My lst first period was 20 Aug. After my period i was intercourse with my bf only one times. it was protected sex. Until now my period not come yet. I already pregnancy test on 19 Sept.Resullt showed negative. And I went again to gynae on 25 th Sept. Test showed negative again. Do I need to test again? Am I pregnant??

2006-09-29 03:14:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anna 1 in Pregnancy

I have to do a monologue for a class. Min is 3 minutes. Any genre is fine. It has to be from a movie tv show or play. Im a 16 year old girl but the age really doesn't matter. Any ideas? I can't find a good one

2006-09-29 03:14:13 · 10 answers · asked by Angela. 3 in Theater & Acting

2006-09-29 03:14:12 · 6 answers · asked by Doight 2 in Languages

Do two people see the same colours exactly the same?How do we able see colour?

2006-09-29 03:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by joe 4 in Physics

2006-09-29 03:13:50 · 2 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Careers & Employment

2006-09-29 03:13:50 · 5 answers · asked by Rob 1 in Other - Computers

Hey, all me and my bf have been going out for 5 mo. now and something is happening. We were doing fine this summer in fact it was the best time of my life but now that we are both in school(we go to the same school) everything seems to have changed. Here's what i mean: All these guys are going after me even though they now i have a bf and even though i don't flirt with them. My bf knows this and has to deal with it because he knows it's not his fault. Everyone tells me im too good and pretty for him but i like him despite what they think. The thing is he knows he's got me and hes happy about that but lately i think hes been trying to make me jealous or somthing because he has a lot and i mean ALOT of friends that are girls and he flirts with them...or at least thats how it comes off to me. I don't understand why when he has such a good thing why does he have to flirt with other girls like that. i mean yeah other guys like me but i don't flirt with them. guys or girls plz help.

2006-09-29 03:13:45 · 20 answers · asked by danichika 1 in Singles & Dating

Running XP, had a massive crash, may be virus related, but it got though Norton, and two spyware/malware checkers etc.

Only thing was to repair XP, would not work, neither would Recovery Console. So decided to buy new Hard Drive, for a clean install.

How do I get all My Documents off the old slave, as my backup is a week old, and there is some stuff missing. The old My Documents will be locked.

Any info would be appretiated.

Regards

Frankie

2006-09-29 03:13:36 · 3 answers · asked by Frankie 3 in Software

When did you realize you had one. How many weeks along were you? Was the pain severe or gradual until it became severe? I'm 5 1/2 weeks pregnant and have a history of PID so I was just wondering when I would know if I had an ectopic pregnancy. Any details you have would be great. Would I know by now? I have cramping but not bad and not on one particular side♥

2006-09-29 03:13:30 · 3 answers · asked by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 in Pregnancy

2006-09-29 03:13:27 · 26 answers · asked by pinky 2 in Dogs

What is an example of this if any that you have seen?

2006-09-29 03:13:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

in the form of a ninja...wanting him to come back as a samurai instead. Would he be a "Tom Cruise" (Nathan Algrin) samurai or a "Ken Watanabe" (Katsumoto) Samurai?

2006-09-29 03:13:24 · 16 answers · asked by Landau C 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-29 03:13:20 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

This Saturday, the people at my job are having a dinner at a restaurant to celebrate the promotions of two of the people that work with us. We are a very small group in my department, and there are only around 7 or 8 of us total. My problem is, at 23, I am the youngest one in the work group, and everyone else is significantly older...ranging in age from earlier 40's, to mid 70's. Would it be inappropriate to ask my boss if I could invite one of my friends along with me so as not to be uncomfortable at the dinner? I know these are my coworkers, and i'm used to talking with them in a work setting, and not a social one....usually, I just avoid the get togethers. Do you think it is wrong of me, and not helping my networking and social skills by not attending these events? It's not like I have a commitment to go.... I love my job, I just really don't have anything in common with the people I work with. What would be appropriate...inviting someone along or not going at all?

2006-09-29 03:13:18 · 12 answers · asked by LibraT 4 in Careers & Employment

2006-09-29 03:13:11 · 25 answers · asked by ezt13 1 in Etiquette

I know it will stay on your credit report as a paid collection, but does it help any??? Your score??

2006-09-29 03:13:08 · 9 answers · asked by peterpan123 3 in Credit

2006-09-29 03:13:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 03:13:00 · 8 answers · asked by lilmrsgracefulone 2 in Other - Home & Garden

my friend and his wife are seperating, they have a 1 year old girl. i want to be supportive and offer good advice to him.

2006-09-29 03:12:56 · 22 answers · asked by duncan 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-29 03:12:48 · 14 answers · asked by Ruby 1 in Trivia

I want to learn guitar, i currently have an acoustic and can play "smoke on the water" by deep purple. Im wanting to learn more, i kinda tried learning some stuff on my own using websites, but i dont think it's really working for me. I learnt the one song i know by someone teaching me one on one, would it be best for me to get private lessons and if so, where can i go in melbourne to get lessons, i dont want to pay too much.

2006-09-29 03:12:41 · 1 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

I have smoked weed in the last 30 days. I am joining the army. I have a recruiter and all that good stuff. But my question is I dont' wont to fail the piss test he's gonna give me sometime soon. Would it be the right thing to tell him I smoked in the last 30 days r try to fix the problem on my own.. Plz no smart *** answers I'm serious here!!!

2006-09-29 03:12:40 · 10 answers · asked by Kimberly 2 in Military

I will wait until the American people get sick and tried of your terrorism war plans sooner or later and

Then we liberals will take over the government and throw all you
republicans out!

2006-09-29 03:12:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

whenever victoria beckham is in the celebrity spotlight why does she persistantly do her stupid puffy lip look?

2006-09-29 03:12:37 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities