in the form of a ninja...wanting him to come back as a samurai instead. Would he be a "Tom Cruise" (Nathan Algrin) samurai or a "Ken Watanabe" (Katsumoto) Samurai?
2006-09-29 03:13:24 · 16 answers · asked by Landau C 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
there are two choices, not 3 goddammit!
2006-09-29 03:16:51 · update #1
Toshiro Mifune he classic samurai
2006-09-29 03:22:20 · answer #1 · answered by darkpony6262 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ is coming back as Lord of Lords and King of Kings. Go find Tom Cruise and ask him to save your soul and you will find that you have been very foolish in this question. Every idle word that one speaks will have to give account for it when we stand in front of Christ on Judgement Day. Lets see if Tom Cruise will step up for you and take your place.
2006-09-29 03:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus plans to come back don't embarrass the man by wanting him to come back as a Tom Cruise anything.
2006-09-29 03:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by desert_kats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at along like a samurai
2006-09-29 03:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy. How about as a conquering King, glowing eyes, speaking lighning and riding a pure white horse? Sounds better than a ninja.
2006-09-29 03:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Michael E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ has returned for the salvation not only of the Christians but of all mankind.
In the first advent, the Jews didn't recognized Him.
In this advent, the Christians didn't recognize Him.
What a great pity for all of them and those to follow their footsteps.
2006-09-29 03:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably more like Tom Cruise, he was pretty lame in that movie, just like Jesus seems to be.
2006-09-29 03:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the way u remark godamnit,
i think u hav an anger issue,
r u sure some mental institute is not searching for u right now.
2006-09-29 03:26:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think more along the lines of power rangers.
2006-09-29 03:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First you should thank Jesus for allowing parasites like you to still exist.
2006-09-29 03:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by Chichou 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋