My wife had our baby last week but I didn't get to go to the hospital with her. When she returned home with our baby it was black because she had an affair with a black dude. I didn't know this at the time, I thought the baby was one of those chocolate babies that people give you as a gift sometimes and I ate the whole thing. What should I do??!??!??!???!?
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2006-09-29 03:14:26 · 15 answers · asked by Dialup, Avatar, Jones!™ 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Don't drink the Coke, snort it, then throw that cheating hussy out!!
2006-10-02 04:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel for you. So this entire time you thought it was your baby being born?? It was wrong of your wife to keep her affair from you. Now her actions have caught up with her. You must confront her and let her know just how you feel on this. Dont negelect or hate the baby, though. It wasnt its fault what happened. Try working things out between you and your wife. Life can go on, even when things as hurful as this occur.
I hope you have a better week.
2006-09-29 10:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on you ate the baby because you thought it was a chocolate baby? lol
Apart from that that's gotta suck, i feel ya dude, just make sure you talk to her and see what her reason to having done what she did was. I personally wouldn't talk to her anymore, although is you still want to have anything to do with the baby remember that that father is the one who raises the baby not the one who helps create it.
Good luck.
2006-09-29 11:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lexus-Nut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink a Coca Cola--fits with everything!!!!!!!!!
Ciao......John-John.
2006-09-30 17:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by John-John 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope the babys daddy busts your stupid as s,find something to do a sswipe
2006-09-29 12:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Bushit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a Coke!
2006-09-29 10:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh honey,.... That is heart wrenching. You have to talk to her or else you'll resent her believe me.
cheers
2006-09-29 10:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by scully_22ps 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! LMAO! Thats gotta suck!
2006-09-29 11:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by B U Tiful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Have a coke and a smile."
2006-09-29 11:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks for a good laugh. You come up with the craziest things...this one was funny.
2006-09-30 19:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by belle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋