How do I know if my dog is a homosexual?

Answer 1

Play some Liza Minnelli and see if his ears prick up.

Answer 2

As a matter of fact homosexual animals exist. You should be able to tell by their behaviour. A male dog, for example, would try mating with another male (a female with a female). The dog will like dogs of the same gender better than dogs of the opposite gender.

Answer 3

Dogs are never homosexual...Humping other dogs, including males, is the way dogs show dominance. Even female dogs will do this..Why don't you try learning a little more about your dog? Like why he does the things he does...

Answer 4

OMG I'm sure my dog is gay too. He only seems to try & hump other male dogs (& I thought it was only a dominance thing if they weren't visibly "excited" which my dog is with other male dogs lol)- often he doesn't even get the dog the right way round...I'm sure he's not fussed which end he manages to get it in lmao
Maybe you should embrace his homosexuality & buy him a pink sparkly crystal collar...

Answer 5

All dogs including females exhibit mounting behaviour to show dominance. They will mount another dog, you leg, a chair, etc. This does not mean they are homosexual.

Answer 6

I use to have a dog that would hump anything in its sight....which was male....
I now have a female dog that does the same thing.....

So, I believe it does not matter if its male or female it will hump anything if it is in heat.... Or getting older.

Answer 7

It's impossible for an animal to be a homosexual- in some cases they are smarter than people.

Answer 8

Dogs ain't too bothered any port in a storm

Answer 9

Put out two plates: one with a hot dog and one with a taco. Whichever one your dog goes for this is his or her preference.

Answer 10

unlike some humans dogs and cats don't show homosexual trates

Answer 11

I have seen some male dogs would hump anything with legs.