Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted
2006-09-25 23:59:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
i m going to try a diet of fruits and veggies only for a week. i was wondering if i could eat an avocado a day?
2006-09-25 23:59:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan
these are the cycles that you need to answer:
nutrient cycle
oxygen and carbon dioxide cycle
nitrogen cycle
2006-09-25 23:59:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment
how to stop them from going brown so quickly???
2006-09-25 23:59:32 · 5 answers · asked by mintymoon 2 in Other - Food & Drink
Bifidus is avalable with many dairy products as it is a good souce of good bacteria. How good is it? is there a limit on it. Any abstracts that trail were done or any organisation like CODEX alimentarius has recommended it.
2006-09-25 23:59:22 · 1 answers · asked by nalinseneviratne 1 in Diet & Fitness
Mine is Claire Danes & Jessica Alba, you?
2006-09-25 23:59:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
I met a guy and have gone out with him in the past 6 months...we call each other often (initally he called everyday every 2 hours...)the it just faded...now i find myself calling him everyday...we have become very good friends and he does flirt a lot with me...but i don't get it. he knows how I feel for him and has only said he likes me a lot but thinks he might be too fast for me.....then just recently...a supposedly CRAZY ex-gf called me saying they're still on and that they have plans to get married. Is this girl really that crazy or am I just foolish to see that this guy is playing me for a fool...Sorry but I am clueless...the last time i talked with the guy he knew about this call that crazy girl made and he said she has told him about it as well...at first he didn't want to hear what she had to tell me....then he said just believe everything he's said prior to the appearance of crazy girl because she has a long history of doing this kind of thing with him.. should I trust him?
2006-09-25 23:59:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
We're goin' up, we're goin' down
We're goin' up, down down up
Any way you wanna let it roll
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doin' what you want me
Oh baby what you want me to do
Thank you very much
2006-09-25 23:59:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-25 23:59:05 · 9 answers · asked by Jay-jay 1 in Other - Pets
There has been a water leak identified between our house and the water meter, most probably at the meter end. If the pipe needs to be replaced can I make a claim through the new buildings certificate? Our house is 8 years old, we have only been here for 4 of those, I do not have a copy of the certificate, how would I go about getting a copy? and who is responsible?
2006-09-25 23:58:40 · 10 answers · asked by Katie B 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
2006-09-25 23:58:40 · 3 answers · asked by Josh M 1 in Primary & Secondary Education
2006-09-25 23:58:24 · 16 answers · asked by angelflyxx 1 in Packing & Preparation
Or other forbidden things...
2006-09-25 23:58:22 · 19 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2 in Polls & Surveys
My boyfriend of 1 month, just told me that he still lives with his ex, as they both have money in house. I have fallen for him big style, and he feels the same, so he says. He says they dont share same room or bed, plus he lives 31/2 hours away. What do i do?
2006-09-25 23:58:13 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
Ok...my current girlfriend is well behaved...she doesnt give me any hassle about going out with my lad mates because she trusts me..and im not tha kinda guy that moans either, she needs her friends as much as i need mine. But so many of my friends get hassle from their girls about this constantly. Why??
2006-09-25 23:58:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2006-09-25 23:57:54 · 8 answers · asked by cwoods62 1 in Other - Health
ex.
the lion eats the antelope, and the lamb eats the grass
2006-09-25 23:57:25 · 15 answers · asked by th cool man 1 in Other - Pets
2006-09-25 23:57:24 · 17 answers · asked by ryle g 1 in Weddings
2006-09-25 23:57:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports
I have a toshiba notebook and i don't know how to get my bios password off so i can start my computer up in safemode to run a virus scan?
2006-09-25 23:57:19 · 1 answers · asked by majeco 1 in Other - Computers
want a job in any gulf country
2006-09-25 23:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by sanjaywelcomesu 1 in Toronto
analytically and scientifically confirmed as of yet? (e.g. God, Afterlife…)
2006-09-25 23:57:08 · 11 answers · asked by Sohed 3 in Philosophy
Hello, i've been quite interested to find out for a long time. Whenever you see traditional buildings in moscow on TV e.g. kremlin squares you always see the roofs as designed like a " round pointy bun".. historically speaking was it in any ways influenced by the Islamic religion (since it bares a resemblance to mosques) but i know russia is of eastern orthodox religion??? you also see those same kind of " round pointy buns" architectures in central asian countries like Uzbekistan and countries like Turkey, which both are islamic countries.
2006-09-25 23:57:07 · 4 answers · asked by Tosh 3 in History
I have got a new mobile on T-Mobile but I dont get a signal in my house so i need to get it unlocked so i can use my old orange sim card. My friend works in the Link and he can get it done for me but not till Saturday. Do any other stores unlock phones, such as Vodafone, O2, etc?
2006-09-25 23:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by CAROL 1 in Cell Phones & Plans
do they honestly believe themselves that stupid that they will forget they did it and get a move on?
2006-09-25 23:56:42 · 22 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-25 23:56:29 · 2 answers · asked by onoscity 4 in Physics
myself and one of my of friends hooked up after a drunken night when he persued me about 2 months ago. The worst thing is he has a girlfeind and 2 kids, he is 24 , i am 21, everone says its only a matter of time before they breakup.His gilrfeind took herself and the kids on a holiday for two weeks, and me and my male friend spent the entire time together as if we were a couple. Since she has returned, he still calls me and makes plans with me which we have done. He sayd he is unhappy and is only staying for the kids. i want to be with him although i want to tell as i dont want to stir things up more. i dont understand what he is playing at? Why does he conitinue to call me and want to spend time together if we arnt having sex all the time? It cant just be a booty call, can it?
2006-09-25 23:56:26 · 9 answers · asked by Nik 1 in Singles & Dating
I was once told that it is better to keep using the same solution, but someone told me yesterday that it is better to change every now and again. Who is right? Who can tell? Should I just buy the cheapest stuff in the chemists?
2006-09-25 23:56:22 · 3 answers · asked by penfoldtm 2 in Other - Health
2006-09-25 23:56:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining
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