Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted
2006-09-25 23:59:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i must admit.. some of them are funny.. hehe!!
(by the way im a blond)
2006-09-26 00:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say I like the hearing aids one the best.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-09-26 00:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by Two Lips 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what about this...
how do u drown a blonde?
put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool!
2006-09-26 00:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by jaffacakes are amazing 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-26 00:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by joystickthrottle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes it is very funny
2006-09-26 02:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice!!!!!!
2006-09-26 00:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like sex.
2006-09-26 00:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by Arts 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋