All categories - 23 September 2006

I love reading and right know I'm in college and most classes ask you to read huge amount of books. I feel overwhelme. How can i can read faster while keeping the reading comprehension? Any suggestions?

2006-09-23 13:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families had a storming row and began wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other.

The Police got called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appeared in court. The fight continued in the court room until the Judge finally brought calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court!"

The court room went silent and Paddy (the best man) stood up and said, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The Judge agreed and asked Paddy to take the stand.

Paddy began his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.

"Well", continued Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leaped over the table, ran towards us, and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates."

The Judge instantly responded: "God... that must have hurt!"

Paddy replied, "HURT ?? It broke 3 of my fingers!!!"

2006-09-23 13:35:03 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-23 13:35:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-23 13:34:58 · 1 answers · asked by Rhodri 1 in Security

Absolutely nothing?

2006-09-23 13:34:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

terms of food....put it this way, the national dish is "fish and chips", which is...no sea food but cod in batter...no spices, pepper or dressing; and cut chips...again no spices, herbs or dressing...and that's it!

2006-09-23 13:34:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ethnic Cuisine

the tigers havent won a world series in 2 decades?

2006-09-23 13:34:55 · 13 answers · asked by Andrew B 4 in Baseball

what city are you going in?

2006-09-23 13:34:28 · 2 answers · asked by Tasha Marie 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Confront/Attack or Ignore/Stay silent..Or?

2006-09-23 13:34:20 · 39 answers · asked by nvr2tru 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I have searched high and low and haven't been able to find a simple set of solid-colored 100% COTTON sheets for less than $120! Is this a joke?? We were poor and my mom NEVER used anything but cotton sheets. I can't stand polyester. Someone help!

2006-09-23 13:34:19 · 8 answers · asked by Holly 5 in Other - Home & Garden

no i didnt have another call it was just beeping i have a razr cingular monthly plan

2006-09-23 13:34:09 · 11 answers · asked by BRADL3Y 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-09-23 13:34:03 · 16 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 13:34:03 · 4 answers · asked by athena d50 1 in Security

Better yet, a good stylist? I moved to another state, and need to get my hair did! Cut and colored. My mom is the only one who ever touched my head. She's a stylist of over 20 yrs. So what should I llok for? How to choose? I'm nervous. Suggesstions?

2006-09-23 13:34:01 · 10 answers · asked by lees girl 4 in Hair

I love wood.
The real hard kind.
Trees, shafts, branches of wood.
Wood.
I need some wood, to be happy.
Oak and maple will not do.
Real wood.

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Help me find wood.
jesus

2006-09-23 13:33:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

do you know where the sex organ of an elephant is it his foot cause if he steps on you your screwed

2006-09-23 13:33:48 · 12 answers · asked by loveable_bear3030 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i live in cambridge ma, and was wonering if there was anyone out there to give any help on where to find sing ing lessons for opera music.

2006-09-23 13:33:47 · 5 answers · asked by agreiri 2 in Performing Arts

Anyone living in or around Charlotte North Carolina want a kitty?
Only to a good home though. I have 2 orange ones and an ugly one. The mom cat is very friendy and good natured. Let me know if you want one.

2006-09-23 13:33:42 · 8 answers · asked by Prissy_kitty 3 in Cats

I would like to know what type of experience the ghost tours at Mansfield Reformatory are. If you haven't been on a ghost tour but have been on other types of tours, tell me about it. I'm interested in going since it's only 30 minutes from my house.

2006-09-23 13:33:37 · 2 answers · asked by Kate 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-23 13:33:35 · 6 answers · asked by hollister[[love<3]] 1 in Other - Health

We watch enough to make it difficult to choose at the video store.

2006-09-23 13:33:32 · 21 answers · asked by brookings88 2 in Movies

I don't want to go out and buy any products as i live in a small town which doesn't sell much, i need the answers urgently, it is the biggest pimple i have had in my life! AHH!!

2006-09-23 13:33:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

Well I never done this before... I am in a relationship of 3 months and I trust my bf and he trusts me. I have been out with another guy for about a week and the days are interesting, nothing major but interesting. He knows that I have a boyfriend and I made sure of this in the beginning. I'm freaking out because they both are so awesome. I hardly see my bf cause he is in San Diego and I am here 2 states away and I am afraid that I am seeking comfort in another person. The new guy trusts me with so much and though I talk to my bf I am afraid that I am going to have to decide between the two... HELP!!!

2006-09-23 13:33:05 · 12 answers · asked by Striker 1 in Singles & Dating

do you still get period? And is it regular?

2006-09-23 13:32:51 · 11 answers · asked by aaja 3 in Newborn & Baby

will be canceled. What happens if they cancel my policy?

2006-09-23 13:32:50 · 14 answers · asked by smiley 3 in Insurance & Registration

he Lyrics go something like this. This is Cher's version:

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

The road is long, with many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where, who knows where
But I'm strong, strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy - he's my brother

So on we go, his welfare is my concern
No burden is he to bare, we'll get there
For I know he would not encumber me
He ain't heavy - he's my brother

If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart isn't filled with gladness of love for one another
It's a long long road from which there is no return
While we're on our way to there, why not share
And the load, it doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy - he's my brother
He ain't heavy - he's my brother, he's my brother, he's my brother

(This version doesn't mention copyright or the author. I don't mean to break copyright laws by posting it here. I'm assuming it's public domain.)

2006-09-23 13:32:37 · 18 answers · asked by home schooling mother 6 in Music

I used to have a cat, but he ran away. must have wanted to explore the place, but something most definetly have happen to him. it's been years ago. I'm a cat lover, a huge one, i always feel better talking tocats. even if they can't understand human speech, they can tell by the tone just as we can.

2006-09-23 13:32:24 · 46 answers · asked by mystic_lonewolf22 5 in Cats

I would like to know how does a loan works, intrest and is it a good idea.I really want get my mba, degree in any business feild full time tuition. By the way what is the difference between full and part time tuition. By having a mba what would be my average salery and what kind of careers can l obtain.

2006-09-23 13:32:20 · 8 answers · asked by Evolution KID 2 in Higher Education (University +)

The wrapper is clear with red & white stripes at the end and the word reglisse written in cursive under the name STOPTOU. Thanks.

2006-09-23 13:32:18 · 3 answers · asked by Yalad 1 in Other - Food & Drink