do you know where the sex organ of an elephant is it his foot cause if he steps on you your screwed
2006-09-23 13:33:48 · 12 answers · asked by loveable_bear3030 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that was sad..... And to think you wasted good points on that joke.
2006-09-23 13:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The foot? Is that why the elephant steps on people and things?
2006-09-23 13:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My spouse grew to grow to be ill! did no longer be responsive to what grew to become into incorrect, took her to the ordinary practitioner, After waiting for an eternity, the checklist finally met me interior the waiting room. I mentioned: Oh checklist! Is she ok? what's incorrect? He mentioned: properly she the two has Aids or Alsheimers ailment! I say: Hell checklist!, fairly a large distinction between the two!, What could I do? He says: properly, take her for a trip interior the rustic, kick her out of the automobile and if she discover's her way abode, do now stay unsleeping together with her!!!(sparkling version)
2016-10-01 07:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.A little boy knock on a woman's house. She opened up and the little boy said "can you buy my duck, I need money". She said, "no". At this point she saw her husband coming over and she said, hurry, get in the closet, my husband is really jealous. So the little boy got into the closet and there was another man.The little boy asked the guy "can you buy my duck, I need money". The guy said, "no, and keep quiet or the husband will kill me!" The little boy said, "if you don't buy it I scream!" "Ok, how much?" said the guy. So the kid said, "$200, or I'll scream." "Ok" said the guy and paid off the little kid. the kid went home and explained his mom what happened and the mom said "you have to go to church and confess it to the priest" So he went to the priest and explained what happened and the priest got really mad and said "so it was you!"
2006-09-23 14:02:47 · answer #4 · answered by meeee_3 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha
hehehehehe
hohohohoho
*well ya*
<3
2006-09-23 13:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by ballet_tigger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! the elephant has a screwdriver? LOL..
My dog just mewed...CELEBRATIONS!
2006-09-23 17:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard a single tear has came upon my eye....oh thank you dear one for such a hearty laugh..."sniff...snort"..
2006-09-23 13:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by crystal d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-09-23 14:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch... lame-o... did you get that off the kiddy website??
2006-09-23 14:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well of course....boom boom
2006-09-23 13:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋