All categories - 10 September 2006

why does plants grow faster than animals??

2006-09-10 18:20:08 · 6 answers · asked by 19james68 1 in Other - Science

2006-09-10 18:19:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."
So the eager senior manager shouts, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries for a month."
Pfufffff, and he is gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouts, "I want to be in Floridawith beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails for a month."
Pfufffff, and he is also gone.
Then it's the boss's turn, and he says calmly, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch"

Lesson III- "Always allow the bosses to speak first

2006-09-10 18:19:44 · 11 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I eat a pretty well balanced diet, and do kickboxing twice a week.. but I still am about 10 kilo's overwieght, I have just started walking to and from work 4-5 days a week.. each way is 4 kilometers. i hope this will be enough to gradually drop the 10 kilo's off me.. as I am at that age where I gain about 3 kilo's a year.. and I want to stop this from happening.. Should I see a change doing this or is it not enough?? I have been doing the walk for 2 weeks now and feel better but havn't noticed a change as yet.. How long till I'd hope to notice some change??

2006-09-10 18:19:22 · 6 answers · asked by channille 3 in Diet & Fitness

"for every second that i spend in this hellhole ill see every last one of you spend a year in living hell." and then he talks about like cutting peoples eyelids off and sticking syringes in peoples ears.if it helps,i heard it on cage's album "movies for the blind".thankyou

2006-09-10 18:19:21 · 3 answers · asked by reaperofsanity2000 2 in Movies

there is a guy (at least 20 years older than me) at my new job who at first I thought was cool and we would joke around, but now he's constantly hitting on me (saying stuff in a playful way about how hot I am) and putting his hands on my shoulders and keeps asking me to have drinks with him (to which I turn him down politely, but he doesn't get the hint). How can I get him to leave me alone without pissing him off (since we work in close quarters)??

2006-09-10 18:19:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-10 18:19:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I just posted the same question twice because they didn't post the first one until 6 minutes later. By then I re-posted it and deleted the first one. Now it's been another 5 minutes and when I started this question, there still was no posting.. Has this ever happened to you?? It's the first time for me..

2006-09-10 18:19:05 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

HAve you lived there, or married someone from there. Any info is good.

2006-09-10 18:19:04 · 3 answers · asked by Rhonda M 1 in Singles & Dating

do you know of anyone that has been brought back to life through the miraculous power of god after a couple of days

2006-09-10 18:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by godspal1 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I wonder what will happen if you stick a finger to a cop ? Or yelling profanity to him.

Are you legally in trouble ?

One got to let out the frustrations sometimes, you know ?!

2006-09-10 18:18:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I think that we have forgotten this....no matter what your religious affliations, at the heart of your faith you will find that God(and we all worship the same one btw) is love...how ironic is it that we can not figure this out? why do we pick up arms in his name when it is really the goal of selfish men to hurt one another.

I love everyone, no matter if you hate me....spread the love and stop telling lies!!

oh yeah a question....ummmm how can we solve the lizard problem in FL??

2006-09-10 18:18:54 · 12 answers · asked by O Jam 3 in Religion & Spirituality

1.if 4 x + 35= 49.8, then 7 x=?
2.a Farmer wants to paint his water storage tank. the dimensions are 14 ft. by 10 ft Which equation could he use to find the total surface area of the side and top?
A. SA=140(PIE SIGN)
b.SA=189(pIE SIGN
c.SA=238(PIE SIGN)
d.SA=336(PIE SIGN)

2006-09-10 18:18:54 · 5 answers · asked by 123 1 in Mathematics

I'm looking for a really old song (appoximately late 50s/early 60s) where a guy is complaining about not having any milk in the fridge, it's somewhat a novelty tune and I haven't heard that song in about 10 years or so.

2006-09-10 18:18:45 · 2 answers · asked by Fell In Love 7 in Music

What should I do/say?

2006-09-10 18:18:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I'm decorating my 13 years old daugther's bedroom and need some ideas for wall decor, rugs and murals, she likes baby blue.

2006-09-10 18:18:20 · 14 answers · asked by rozz21@sbcglobal.net 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2006-09-10 18:18:18 · 8 answers · asked by joseph_gusta 1 in Biology

2006-09-10 18:18:09 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Women's Health

history

2006-09-10 18:18:05 · 18 answers · asked by White Hourse 1 in History

2006-09-10 18:18:04 · 17 answers · asked by blamurfen 2 in Mental Health

will my history be deleted and will my cookies be deleted?
can i return them????

2006-09-10 18:18:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

I am doing research on a short film centered around an interracial couple (Indian girl, black guy) and she takes him home to meet her family. I am just trying to gain some perspective..would this be a disaster? Would a traditional Indian family dissapprove? Why or why not? I don't want to (necessarily) use any sterotypes, I just want to find out the real deal.

2006-09-10 18:17:55 · 6 answers · asked by rfilms 1 in Singles & Dating

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"
Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc?"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' he was.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkey, or monkey?"

Lesson II - Never insult anyone.

2006-09-10 18:17:54 · 10 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Jokes & Riddles

when you get into office and you bring the troops home asap, to early and all hells breaks loose worse than it is now. what will you do?

2006-09-10 18:17:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

What are some ideas for me and my partner to do together (not sex!). Id like romantic ideas and original ideas too? (Not just dinner or movies)

2006-09-10 18:17:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

my ex and i were together but i never took it serious cuz i had gotten out of a long relationship and i just wanted to have a good time and she was cool as hell but i didnt wanna fall for another gurl again so i basically didnt give her the time she deserved i would chill with my friends all the time and not her she lived like 20 minutes away so it was a lil trip that i didnt wanna do unless i hadnt seen her the whole week so i pushed her away cuz i didnt wanna fall for another gurl then i started to fall in love with her then i found out that i was gonna go to college out of state for baseball and i noticed i loved her but it was too late she is talking to another guy and they like eachother but i love her and i know i hurt her and i messed up and i told her everything and that i messed up but she wont give me another chance also cuz im not around what should i do should i leave her alone or what plz help me out im going crazy i dont kno what to do and this is all my fault ???

2006-09-10 18:17:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-10 18:17:30 · 4 answers · asked by Eric 1 in Cooking & Recipes

her previous owners fed her only human food and now when i mix the two like some of u suggested, she separates the food with her snout and only eat the human food.

if i'm trying to have her stop eatting human food, shouldn't i stop feedin it to her completely?

shouldn't i do it cold turkey?
thanks

2006-09-10 18:17:20 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Dogs

If you need a good laugh please try this

We all need more laughter in our lives, pretty silly, but
our new name will put a smile on your
face.

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin
it. Send it on to everyone you know,
including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when
you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the
instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you
participated. And don't go 'adult' ... my niece's senior
manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names......


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f
= greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i =
chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n =
zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r =
loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit
#=@+#^rah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name: a =
apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j =
monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s =
pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x =
tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth ! letter o f your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g
= pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p =
chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t =
sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is
Bootie Liverbiscuits.

2006-09-10 18:17:19 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-10 18:17:12 · 9 answers · asked by aprilrayne 3 in Internet