A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."
So the eager senior manager shouts, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries for a month."
Pfufffff, and he is gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouts, "I want to be in Floridawith beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails for a month."
Pfufffff, and he is also gone.
Then it's the boss's turn, and he says calmly, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch"
Lesson III- "Always allow the bosses to speak first
2006-09-10 18:19:44 · 11 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL ! Good one, i am at work, so it bought and will get good humor for the rest of the day !
2006-09-10 18:23:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like that joke was written by staff members who often look on management as not being too bright.
2006-09-11 01:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, YOU ARE RIGHT!!! MOST OF THE TIME BOSSES WANT EMPLOYEES WORK HARD. ALTHOUGH BOSSES ARE NOT WORKAHOLIC PEOPLE.
2006-09-11 01:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by nanin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and a life lesson as well, you're wicked :-)
2006-09-11 01:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good lesson
2006-09-11 01:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee cute!
2006-09-11 01:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ....that was good man! your right.....i hope evrybody knows....
2006-09-11 01:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Val b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-11 16:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-09-11 01:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha...love your jokes...
2006-09-11 03:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋