An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of ese are you?"
Confused, the Japanese replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc?"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' he was.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkey, or monkey?"
Lesson II - Never insult anyone.
2006-09-10 18:17:54 · 10 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK, this one sucked outright.
2006-09-10 18:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Honkey- Giva Whiteboy 2 Points!!!
2006-09-11 01:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke.
The American should have asked" What kind of -head are you?
- s h i t head........butt head or an f u c k head??
2006-09-11 01:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GREAT BRO!!! IT IS JUST AN EXCELLENT LESSON FOR WISE GUYS, ISN´T IT?
2006-09-11 01:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by nanin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh-huh. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-11 16:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-09-11 02:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was nice!!!keep postin'...
2006-09-11 03:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story ! imparts lesson to everyone.............nice.........
2006-09-11 01:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by Val b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-09-11 01:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Good lesson, thanks.
2006-09-11 06:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋