If you need a good laugh please try this
We all need more laughter in our lives, pretty silly, but
our new name will put a smile on your
face.
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin
it. Send it on to everyone you know,
including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when
you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the
instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you
participated. And don't go 'adult' ... my niece's senior
manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f
= greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i =
chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n =
zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r =
loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit
#=@+#^rah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name: a =
apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j =
monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s =
pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x =
tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth ! letter o f your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g
= pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p =
chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t =
sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is
Bootie Liverbiscuits.
2006-09-10 18:17:19 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please understand that I'm a very busy man and do not have time to play these childish games. So if you think I'm going to partake in this silly scheme...think again!
Yours sincerely,
Gadget Burgerbiscuits.
2006-09-10 19:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Bootie Gizzardhead
2006-09-11 01:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by rotkiscool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name is Loopy Bananabrain!
My children are:
Dinky Bananabrain
Poopsie Bananabrain
This is fun, thanx!
2006-09-11 01:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loopy Bubble-butt. Hmmm. Sounds strangely like something my husband has called me once or twice.
2006-09-11 01:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dave Pilkey should be put on a small row boat, towed 100 miles out to sea, and sunk.
2006-09-11 01:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loopy Apple Tush! ....cute!
2006-09-11 01:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Haylow ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My new name is Tootie Applenose
2006-09-11 01:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Bonah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My new name is Tootie Wafflehiney.
2006-09-11 02:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will now be called chim-chim cootiebrain
2006-09-11 11:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheeseball bubble buns
2006-09-11 01:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋