All categories - 8 July 2006

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked.

The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”

2006-07-08 16:35:04 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-08 16:34:57 · 2 answers · asked by Jim M 2 in Philosophy

2006-07-08 16:34:57 · 7 answers · asked by juicyfruitishandsome 4 in Dogs

2006-07-08 16:34:56 · 38 answers · asked by ray 5 in Polls & Surveys

I definately have more going on in my mind, I need to make some changes in my life.

2006-07-08 16:34:54 · 9 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

With all the bible thumpers and god fearing people i doubt i will get answers. but here it goes? Has anyone found themselves attracted to someone who is either 15 years plus older or younger than themselves?

2006-07-08 16:34:49 · 8 answers · asked by late_sleeper35 5 in Singles & Dating

Just curious if you would help someone else at a restroom...(stolen from Seinfeld episode)

2006-07-08 16:34:40 · 18 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

last time I post this question I got some serious people asking for help related to their sex offender issues
one time one mother's son was in prison and didn't know where to turn for help.
and it felt good for me to refer that mother to a sex offender support group.
you know for every sex offender it's someone's mother's , father's , brother, son, daughter, grandfather, grandson.
it not easy when you have love one that did something wrong and is gone.
we sex offender know what we did was wrong and there some of us that wre working hard to impove ourself.
so if you know someone that a rso let them know that there are help and support for them
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/roar_4_freedom
or contact me

2006-07-08 16:34:36 · 6 answers · asked by nk_rso 3 in Law & Ethics

i am a 10-20
i am scared its nightime and i think some one might brakein help me i am freaked

2006-07-08 16:34:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm in New York

2006-07-08 16:34:29 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

2006-07-08 16:34:26 · 7 answers · asked by hercules 2 in Movies

2006-07-08 16:34:08 · 4 answers · asked by jay78_er 2 in Music

2006-07-08 16:33:51 · 1 answers · asked by Daydiajo 1 in Small Business

i really want to get back in contact with a guy i went to school with 10 years ago ,everyone i know says its a good idea because he was a nice guy and he liked me alot,but im really hesitant because its been so long and im afraid he will be weirded out or something.what should i do?

2006-07-08 16:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by aleah2515 1 in Friends

2006-07-08 16:33:48 · 13 answers · asked by Bre 1 in Weddings

she started to flirt with me alot lately

2006-07-08 16:33:35 · 9 answers · asked by pirate77 1 in Singles & Dating

My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 1/2 years and the first 2 yrs were really hard, but for the last 6 months things have been going really good. He has 2 kids from 2 different woman, he ask me to marry him and I said yes. Were due to get married in September and I'm getting cold feet. My friends say the obvious choice is to leave, but I'm in love with him, and he's been good to me. It's just life looks like it's going to be really hard with him. I feel like something different can be easier, but he loves me and it's gonna hurt him.

So the real question is should I be selfish and hurt him, or should I stay. Should he's feeling be a factor or just mine. I'm 20 yrs old and I just don't want to regret nothing ten years from now. He tells me I'm gonna leave him, because he's not good enough for me, I don't know, love is too much to wrap my head around, please some one help me! I need GOOD MATURE ADVICE!( no dumb comments)

2006-07-08 16:33:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-08 16:33:11 · 59 answers · asked by thepaxilman 2 in Religion & Spirituality

i have an account left, but with no privileges

2006-07-08 16:33:11 · 5 answers · asked by alberto_gamiz 1 in Software

2006-07-08 16:33:00 · 4 answers · asked by shortstuff 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-08 16:32:57 · 7 answers · asked by TDeLiones 1 in Languages

2006-07-08 16:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by senshater 1 in Gambling

A friend told me that my bf had kissed and felt up her and 2 other girls and he admitted to it. I have forgiven him and I still love him. He admitts what he did was wrong and he really is sorry. I believe him but I am just afraid that he will do it again. It has been less than a week since I found out and our relationship is stronger than ever but can he really change and be truely faithfull to me?

2006-07-08 16:32:46 · 32 answers · asked by Sassy 2 in Singles & Dating

when we were kids we tried to get one up on each other in arguements by always saying do not or do to infinity...

2006-07-08 16:32:43 · 7 answers · asked by osu2720@sbcglobal.net 3 in Other - Games & Recreation

if pennies are discontinued how do we pay are taxes for instance 7% sales tax = nickle+2 pennies if pennies diacontinued do we just have to pay nickle

2006-07-08 16:32:42 · 6 answers · asked by Book of Changes 3 in Other - Business & Finance

i was messed with and needs somebody to talk to. write me at dinawinna@yahoo.com

2006-07-08 16:32:38 · 12 answers · asked by didi 1 in Current Events

2006-07-08 16:32:35 · 19 answers · asked by daniel a 3 in Other - Society & Culture

it's to the point that you can't even walk in them. I make them clean every night, and it's a terrible fight. how can I get them to quit making such a mess all the time?

2006-07-08 16:32:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

I am having marital issues. My husband is passive and does not communicate very well. He doesn't clean, do the banking, or much of anything but work. I do stay at home, and do the chores, but I am becoming anal about everything because he cannot even pick up his own underwear.
We have only been married for 3 years, but he adopted my daughter and she loves him dearly. I do love him, but the more I think on it, I am not in love with him anymore. They small issue's are creating a big one with me, and I cannot seem to get through to him how much his attitude is stressing me out. My family and friends tell me to boot him, but I cannot, and I said I love him, I would like to work on our marriage, but have pretty much thrown up my arms and am in misery every day. Serious advice would help. Thanks

2006-07-08 16:32:30 · 9 answers · asked by jackie48083 3 in Marriage & Divorce

What are some good ways to personalize your wedding? I'm not talking about your names written on the ribbon, or adding a monogram to the napkins or something like that. But adding things to the ceremony and reception that really reflect who the bride and groom are. For example, my fiance and I are HUGE fans of the Ramones. Our first dance is going to start off as Louis Armstongs "Wonderful World" and its going to fade into the Joey Ramone version. Things like that. Or, at a wedding you went too, what was done to make it memorable? Something funny, cute, romantic. Just an FYI, we are having a winter wonderland wedding. Thanks!!

2006-07-08 16:32:25 · 8 answers · asked by The Girl Next Door 2 in Weddings