Try this joke... an oldie?

Question

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked.

The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”

Answer 1

Laughing.....
more Laughing.....
Still Laughing..................

Answer 2

haha still funny after all these umm how long has it been?

try this one

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying retard told you I was speeding, too!

Answer 3

hehehehehehe i heard it before on here i told it to my dad the other day just a bad streak of bad luck just like the one where a cop pulls over a guy and said he had a tail light out and the guy said first i heard of it and the wife said you knew that thing was out for weeks he gave his wife an evil grin and then the cop said you're not wearing you seat belt and the guy said i took it off to get my license and the wife said oh you never wear your seat belt. he yelled at his wife and the police officer asked her if he always treats her this way and the wife said only when he's drunk heh heh lol check ya later ♥

Answer 4

It kept rolling on with something surprising. Good joke. It's new to me.

Answer 5

OMG Very funny

Answer 6

OMG! I LMFAOd! OMG I almost shat myself!!!!!!!!!!
We are laughing like freakin' madmans over here!!! By the way, never heard it!! :'-D

Answer 7

ROFL!!!! IM TAKEN THAT THE PERSON IN THE TRUNK WAS A MEXICAN


LOL

JUST JOKING..NO OFFENSE

Answer 8

It was an excellent one.

Answer 9

LMAO!!!! Love it never heard it before.

Answer 10

pretty funny. i have never heard that one before!

Answer 11

that is one of the stupidest questions i have ever herd of!