All categories - 4 July 2006

johnathan cause his nice and funny
marlon cause hes my first luv and first **** lol
morlon cause he is ooh so fine and is the most popular boy in school
darren but he only wants to ****
leo cuz he is the person i like and likes me for who i am
last but not lease aaron cuz i like hi very much and hes also popular


so help me out peeps lol

2006-07-04 16:31:16 · 21 answers · asked by nene 1 in Makeup

Hi..me and my gf are about to have our first child and we are wondering which country is better please give me some names cuz we really have no clue O(^_^)O

2006-07-04 16:31:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

now i'm married to u.s citizen and have 7 month old baby.we filed all the papers needed and i'm about to go for my medical.uscis needs the evidence of my entry but i lost my passaport with visa in it.can someone tell me what else i could use as evidence?could some of my cruise papers help my case?or any other ideas?what could me and my family face in the future regards to the situation?please help.....thank you!!!!

2006-07-04 16:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by hrvatica 1 in Immigration

I sent an e-card to my boy f who is far away. The e-card was that i still love him after some problems, support him, and ask for his opinion on our relation ( couple or not).
After he views the e-card, it will automatically notify me. However, i haven't got the notification yet.
What is he thinking? What should i do ?

2006-07-04 16:30:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

If you are not an American please don't answer, i'm asking nicely the rest of the world doesn't care about innocent peoples lives at stake

2006-07-04 16:30:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I have this friend. We used to mess around a lot. In the past I was so head over heels for him. I loved him so much. He always said all the right things, but he didn't want to be with me because he didn't want to cheat on me. He f*cked with my mind so bad. So I gave up on him. Now I have this boyfriend that I love more than anything! We're engaged! About a month ago this friend came over to my house and said everything I've ever wanted him to. He was so sweet. I really wanted to believe him but I know until he stops drinking I can't. When my boyfriend found out that he came over he was pissed! He cried! He knows I would never cheat on him but he's afraid that my friend is going to do something with me.(Last summer I had a boyfriend and my friend kissed me which caused me a lot of problems.) I stopped talking to my friend to make my boyfriend feel better. Now I feel bad. Tomorrow is his birthday and part of me wants to call him but I know my boyfriend will be pissed! What should I do?

2006-07-04 16:30:37 · 26 answers · asked by Me 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-07-04 16:30:35 · 48 answers · asked by =D 2 in Music

My mitral valve was replaced in 2001 with a mechanical valve.
It saved my life. I was going into congestive heart failure at the time and now I am fine.

2006-07-04 16:30:08 · 4 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Heart Diseases

Is it 私は私がであるかだれである。?

Or is there a more simple or correct way?

(My coworker needs to know for a tattoo I am going to design)

2006-07-04 16:29:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-04 16:29:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-04 16:29:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

ESPN says he will get about 60 million for 4 years... that's 15 million per year for a guy who cant score and defensive ability is declining (about to turn 32 and Rebounds and Blocks have declined the past few years!). Do you think he is being overpaid? and was it a good move for the Bulls?

2006-07-04 16:29:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

I am currently in the training academy at Texas Department of Criminal Justice in West Texas and want to know if anyone has experience working inside a prison and give me pointers about how to effectively do my job and keep myself safe from potential violent offenders?

2006-07-04 16:29:46 · 9 answers · asked by toddjr84 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-07-04 16:29:46 · 5 answers · asked by sarancher 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-07-04 16:29:40 · 11 answers · asked by angelmp11 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-04 16:29:35 · 4 answers · asked by GLORIA L 1 in Men's Health

Which do you prefer? The "real possibility scenario-type" movie or the "rock-hyped, Liv Tyler-focused disaster-type" movie?

2006-07-04 16:29:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-04 16:29:06 · 7 answers · asked by ManUnited!Ole!Ole!Ole! 3 in Other - Football

2006-07-04 16:28:58 · 6 answers · asked by Erion A 1 in Other - Europe

From my understanding, a baby has to be 20 lbs. to be in a forward facing car seat, but my friend told me that you can get a ticket if your baby's feet touch the back of the seat. My baby is only 16 lbs. but her feet do touch the back of the seat. Does that mean that I need to put her in a forward facing seat already, or does my friend not know what she is talking about?

2006-07-04 16:28:45 · 9 answers · asked by aunnie01 2 in Parenting

He has been smoking marijuana since i've met him and along the way he did other drugs but not anymore. Im concern about his behavior he can never keep a job because of the side effects of smoking which are laziness, sleeplessness, and afterwards is irritabilty. And i've noticed he cant seem to think things through when making decisions. I've done wrong in building up my anger and i have punched him in his shoulder and then he comes back hitting me back harder because i punched him first. I think it is a problem he denies it of course but i've seen the pattern and i think its making me unhappy. We have been together for almost 7 years and have two kids. What should i do?

2006-07-04 16:28:45 · 27 answers · asked by melissa 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-04 16:28:40 · 5 answers · asked by KaSSIDY C 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-07-04 16:28:31 · 15 answers · asked by sam 1 in Physics

2006-07-04 16:28:14 · 19 answers · asked by cellajune 2 in Ethnic Cuisine

If God has low self esteem does that make him an atheist?

2006-07-04 16:28:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This is for all of the detroiters out there: I'm in my late teens and am starting 2 think about where I want to live the rest of my life. I currently reside in Nebraska and am considering detroit (i've been swayed in its direction because i make rap music and some of the greats have come from detroit - i also like the city scene)

how does it compare 2 LA?

2006-07-04 16:28:08 · 23 answers · asked by amfx22000 1 in Detroit

2006-07-04 16:28:05 · 16 answers · asked by A metaphysical being 1 in Military

okay I am sorry for being rude and bold but I am worried.. everytime I have had sex with my boyfriend(for the last month) I have bled really bad.. this hasnt happened to me before.. we have been haveing sex together for 2 years and this hasnt happened before.. like alot of blood comes out.. and it kinda hurts like it feel like his penis is too long, like it feels like he is like touching my stomach or something.. does anyone know what this is?! or maybe its because we are haveing sex to hard?... sorry for being bold but I have no one else to ask.... why is this happening?? (oh and me and my BF have both been tested for STDs and he hasnt cheated on me before..) thanks!

2006-07-04 16:28:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


SmileyCat : )
(Some elders are just little bit to hard up for some fun !!!)

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Have a great 4th of July to all!
Off to see some firework now........................bye!

2006-07-04 16:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles