In Chicago, that would be Indiana Beach. Not only do they have this really obnoxious crow for a mascot, that is a blatant ripoff of the Maxwell Smart character in Get Smart(rest in peace, Don Adams),
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IndianaBeach_logo.gif
But, the whole place has been falling apart for years. We've
always wondered where the people come from that go to the park.
They look all stinky and hard-up. We think they must come from little hamlets around the state.
The food is gross......the rollercoaster should be condemned
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IBeach_HurricaneDrop_DSCN9199.JPG
The"water park" is shut down with e coli outbreaks about three times a week. Last time we were there, we saw brown stuff coming out of the pipes, so maybe the sewer of monticello, indiana bleeds out into there somehow.
They have a tacky "Midway" that hasn't been updated since
the depression(1932).
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2
2006-09-22
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