1) A man is trying to commit suicide. So he junps off and lives, but the police don't arrest him. Why Didn't the police arrest him?
2) You are driving a bus and at the first stop you pick up 5 people at the second stop you pick up 3 people and drop off 2 people. The third stop you pick up 10 people and drop off 1 person. Oh yeah......what color were the bus driver's eyes?
3) If you got it you want to share it; if you share it you haven't got it.
4) A man just commited a horrible crime, and is brought to court. After much thinking, the jury desided to put the man to death, but the way he was to be killed was undetermined. Finally, the tired jury said to the man "you can say one thing. If what you say is true, you will be killed by the chair. If what you say is false, you will be put in jail for life." What could the man say to keep from being killed?
NO CHEATING PLEASE: lol
have a nice day
Peace
2007-11-04
15:44:25
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