Jews and Muslims, how about sharing some riddles here?

Question

1) A man is trying to commit suicide. So he junps off and lives, but the police don't arrest him. Why Didn't the police arrest him?


2) You are driving a bus and at the first stop you pick up 5 people at the second stop you pick up 3 people and drop off 2 people. The third stop you pick up 10 people and drop off 1 person. Oh yeah......what color were the bus driver's eyes?

3) If you got it you want to share it; if you share it you haven't got it.

4) A man just commited a horrible crime, and is brought to court. After much thinking, the jury desided to put the man to death, but the way he was to be killed was undetermined. Finally, the tired jury said to the man "you can say one thing. If what you say is true, you will be killed by the chair. If what you say is false, you will be put in jail for life." What could the man say to keep from being killed?



NO CHEATING PLEASE: lol

have a nice day

Peace

Cristians and other people are also invited

Lol lol, Ivri
and he says its his first violation, lol..
Thank you so much for the lovely joke. You are the first one to make laugh today..

THE ANSWERS ARE:

1) The building was on fire

2) Whatever color your eyes are, you
were driving!!!

3) It's a secret

4) "I will be put in jail for life." If the man said this, the statement would be true, thus, making it false, thus, making it true, thus...
This last answer confused me, I myself don't understand it lol.

Answer 1

1) It was not a terrorist attack
2) I am the bus driver so the colour of my eyes
3) secret
4) anything which is false since the truth will kill him

Answer 2

Fourth,

A statement that He is going to be put in Jail for life.

True if it is done like that, False, if burned in Electric Chair

Two and Three answered above.

And One

Perhaps, he jumped off from a low height within the safe zone.

SAI RAM

Answer 3

The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case.
After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.
"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never done anything like that before."
The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense.
"Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped,
"What does Egret taste like?"
"Well your Honor," the man told him, "Its not as tender as Spotted Owl but its better than Bald Eagle!"


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Answer 4

Wonderful riddles, Mimi!

I would just like to note that ABC is now being even more spiteful by suggesting the Holocaust is not true. I suggest everyone blocks him so that he can't keep repeating this nasty lie whenever he feels like it. If he hates Jews so much, he should f**k off to another forum.

Answer 5

!. The police don't notice hat he is alive so they leave thinking that he dead.
2.the color of my eyes, because I am driving
3. if you got what ever you want at first its yours but if you share it then its between you and someone else so you don't have it now because its not entirely yours now!!
4. (still thinking . . .)

Answer 6

1. bcuz he didnt kill anybody
2. my color bcuz im driving
3. idk what/how to answer that
4.dont know...
lol im not good at riddles

Answer 7

4-
He could say GOD gave Palestine to the Jewish….
Also he can say Jewish are God’s chosen people…
He can say that the holocaust is true…
Also he can say the Israelis want peace with the Palestinians.

Answer 8

The asker is a Muslim.

What is she doing in a site devoted to tourism to the Zionist entity?