A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:
Better to be safe than ---------------- punch a 5th grader.
Never underestimate the power of ----- termites.
It's always darkest before ------------- daylight savings time.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll -------- stink in the morning.
No news is ---------------------------- impossible.
Don't bite the hand that --------------- looks dirty.
Love all, trust ------------------------- me.
The pen is mightier than the ----------- pigs.
You can lead a horse to water but ----- how?
An idle mind is ------------------------ the best way to relax.
Happy the bride who ------------------ gets all the presents.
A penny saved is ---------------------- not much.
Two's company, three's --------------- the Musketeers.
Strike while the ----------------------- bug is close.
A miss is as good as a ----------------- Mr.
Children should be seen and not ------- spanked or grounded.
You get out of something what you ---- see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind, ------ get out of the way.
Don't put off till tomorrow what -------- you put on to go to bed.
Where there's smoke there's ----------- pollution.
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