Travel - 13 August 2006

A Wallaby supporter, lets call him Bruce, dies and goes to heaven, proudly wearing his Australian rugby jersey.
St. Peter walks towards him, and seeing the jersey the man has on, says "Sorry mate, no Wallaby supporters are allowed in Heaven."

Shocked, Bruce replies "But I'm a good man! Just last week I gave $100 to abused children."
"Yeah, what else?" asks St. Peter.
"Well, two weeks ago, I gave $100 to people living in poverty.
"I see", says St. Peter "Is there anything more?"
"Yes" says Bruce eagerly, "I also gave $100 to animal welfare."

St. Peter says that he has to go have a word with the Big Guy to see what He says about letting Bruce into Heaven.
A few minutes later, he returns and says to Bruce "The Boss agrees with me. Here's your $300, now get lost!"

2006-08-13 21:33:48 · 10 answers · asked by orion 3 in South Africa

I have always wondered why on all the flights I have been on - the Male cabin crew have always been Gay ! Are you an Air Steward are you Gay - ?

2006-08-13 21:30:18 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Destinations

i was working with a domestic tors and travel agency and now have applied for airlines ticketing, sales department

2006-08-13 21:28:15 · 4 answers · asked by itisinder 1 in Air Travel

What's the likelihood of getting an apartment and finding a job with just $1,000. I'm planning to move there on a whim. Feel a need for a change and a fresh start.

If things do not go according to plan (which I don't quite have at the moment), who or where can I turn for assistance?

2006-08-13 21:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by Me 2 in Houston

Have you & you partner ever received a round of applause - coming out of the toilet of an aeroplane . How was it for you ? did you receive a ticking off from the crew.

2006-08-13 21:24:43 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Destinations

We need to find out how our friends were exporting their cars to central america as well as enjoying a nice cruise. This is a much better alternative then driving on the dangerous high ways and having to bribe the corrupt police officers. Any body out there with answers?

2006-08-13 21:21:16 · 2 answers · asked by quiet one 3 in Cruise Travel

2006-08-13 21:15:36 · 43 answers · asked by MooMoo 1 in Other - Destinations

I have always been told that when talking about England then I have to say she. It's been done all through history. Im not complaining cos I am Femle. I would just like to know why.

2006-08-13 21:13:05 · 22 answers · asked by gr_bateman 4 in Other - United Kingdom

2006-08-13 21:09:53 · 23 answers · asked by taGI_ONe 1 in Malaysia

I heard that Australians are very promiscuous due to the low HIV/AIDs rates in Australia. Is this true?

2006-08-13 21:09:03 · 8 answers · asked by sugar_lilly 3 in Other - Australia

i dont know i was guessing how much it takes from my wallet to go to central islip in taxi all the way from the bronx.

2006-08-13 20:52:47 · 6 answers · asked by sasha j 2 in New York City

im going to b a foreign student in scotland and i wanna know how much its cost to b a foreign student in scotland at a scottish college how much will it b n american dollars? n if someone has an account in america can they get access to it in scotland? and wut is this thanks! n also wuts the best city in scotland ? :-/ thanks!!! xxxxx

2006-08-13 20:49:15 · 2 answers · asked by Davion A 2 in Edinburgh

I'm Argentinean going to live in Montreal next year.
I want to know the best places in Montreal, Canada (cartiers) to live and rent an appartment.
Where Can I ask for the best deals? Internet? Could you recomend me some option? Or should I ask in a private office or to a professional?
I'm looking for something really cheap for my first months.
I'll really apreciate your help.

2006-08-13 20:45:57 · 6 answers · asked by Martin Arganaraz 5 in Montreal

do i have to walk somewhere to the Ronkonkoma train? or do i have to get off the A train and wait?? do i need tickets?? im lost..help anyone?

2006-08-13 20:43:08 · 2 answers · asked by sasha j 2 in New York City

some people said that one coke is 25 euros in bars?can this be true?

2006-08-13 20:39:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Provence-Alpes-Cote d`Azur

2006-08-13 20:37:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

We are leaving next week...our room and airfare are already paid for. I am still not sure what we are doing for sure (any suggestions?) but I would like to know if this is enough to be comfortable for the week, ie. eat where we want, shop, nightlife, etc. We were also thinking of a day trip to London, the train fare is $420...taking this into consideration, what do you think? Also, we are staying in the 16th quarter. I don't have much info on it except it's upscale, I think. How far is it from most of the sites? Out of all the Paris tours, any suggestions on the best ones? I would like to do one in the city itself for sure, and perhaps another one somewhere out of the city. Is it better to buy all the tickets now online, or is it ok to buy them when we get there? Thank you!

2006-08-13 20:36:53 · 17 answers · asked by diyta 4 in Paris

2006-08-13 20:33:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Greece

I live in the Bronx, nearest train is the 6 train and i wanna get to penn station, to get the ronkonkoma train to long island..but i dont know how.. please help.

2006-08-13 20:10:09 · 5 answers · asked by sasha j 2 in New York City

Totally off the wall. Taking themselves far too seriously these days.

Chill out America, please.

2006-08-13 20:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by janemarsdel 1 in Other - Destinations

2006-08-13 20:04:00 · 5 answers · asked by Lopez K 1 in Other - Ireland

It seems I need an anti terrorist certificate to get something delivered to me from nigeria. So what is it and how much do they cost?

2006-08-13 20:03:32 · 5 answers · asked by beckiecobb 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

I will be flying in from SoCal. I am not interested in buses or trains.

2006-08-13 20:01:39 · 2 answers · asked by p2249342 1 in New York City

Mine are:
1. The Galapagos Islands (gotta see where Darwin got his theory)
2. Angel Falls/ Venazuela (the worlds tallest waterfall)
3. Petra Jordan (The ancient Rose city) along with seeing the Dead Sea
4. Stonehenge...UK (did aliens do that?)
5.Machu Pichu ...Peru (did aliens do that?)
6. Santorini /Greece....black beaches and search for Atlantis
7. Indonesia ...Bali and Komodo Islands ...gotta see those dragons
8. Neuschwanstein Castle and Heidelberg Castles/Germany
9. Mecca/Saudia Arabia
10. Kathmandu Nepal....the Himalayas

2006-08-13 19:58:20 · 11 answers · asked by evanlah 6 in Other - Destinations

I heard someone say that a person from Zaragoza, Spain is called Mano, or Manio. Does anyone know the truth of this?

2006-08-13 19:53:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aragon

Well as per home office statement on BBC in UK just now.. some minor things have changed! Meanwhile a BA flight bound for New York has had to turn back, because a mobile phone was found on someone's person! Firstly how the heck did this person and phone get through the heightened security??? And also does this person not watch the news.. to know they shouldn't have it with them? and Thirdly if you were clever enuf to get it thru.. shouldn't you just have hidden it!!! It's pathetic that there is no consitency! eg.. you are not meant to have lighters on your person to the US and back.. this has been in place for a while! I have managed to fly with a lighter in my handbag.. so the airport authorities really need to get their act together or these terrorists will manage mass murder by seeing through the loop holes..your views please!! scary stuff!

2006-08-13 19:45:54 · 10 answers · asked by lala 3 in Health & Safety

anyone go there.. how is life there.. nri askin

2006-08-13 19:45:22 · 4 answers · asked by . 3 in Bangalore

Near the Forum, HUGE building with collumns and steps, flags, horses on top, looks beautifully lit at night.

2006-08-13 19:40:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rome

2006-08-13 19:36:02 · 13 answers · asked by kineticspl 1 in Los Angeles

for older retired people. :) Thanks

2006-08-13 19:20:32 · 6 answers · asked by Signilda 7 in San Francisco