A Wallaby supporter, lets call him Bruce, dies and goes to heaven, proudly wearing his Australian rugby jersey.
St. Peter walks towards him, and seeing the jersey the man has on, says "Sorry mate, no Wallaby supporters are allowed in Heaven."
Shocked, Bruce replies "But I'm a good man! Just last week I gave $100 to abused children."
"Yeah, what else?" asks St. Peter.
"Well, two weeks ago, I gave $100 to people living in poverty.
"I see", says St. Peter "Is there anything more?"
"Yes" says Bruce eagerly, "I also gave $100 to animal welfare."
St. Peter says that he has to go have a word with the Big Guy to see what He says about letting Bruce into Heaven.
A few minutes later, he returns and says to Bruce "The Boss agrees with me. Here's your $300, now get lost!"
2006-08-13 21:33:48 · 10 answers · asked by orion 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Good one orion!
2006-08-13 22:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by Porgie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a wicked joke. I am guessing your a springbok supporter, i would of come up with the same type of joke being a kiwi.
2006-08-14 04:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he was given his lousy $300 back and was told to F... Off?
That's a cool joke lol.
2006-08-14 08:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Diezel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as an english man ha ha ha ha ha!!! anything to take the damm ausssie down a peg or two
2006-08-14 04:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by M_HARTLEBURY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...anything to get them sore losers back down to earth!!
2006-08-14 10:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a Kiwi (All Blacks) supporter , this is very funny.
LMAO.
2006-08-14 04:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the people from oz will not be happy as they didn't understood the question, (and they will never do)
2006-08-14 07:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by zilber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL (go kiwis) that was good
2006-08-14 04:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Send us more.
2006-08-14 14:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! ha ha ha! Goooooo bokke!!!!
2006-08-15 03:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋