Sports - 9 October 2007

I was a die hard whalers fan, and my 2 jerseys have kind of worn out after so long. I was wondering if they still make merchandise for defunct teams? they really should im sure alot of people would like that kind of stuff .. mlb still makes brooklyn dodger merchandise, i didnt know.

2007-10-09 07:25:38 · 8 answers · asked by Justin S 1 in Hockey

I want to get my finace a duck hunting gun/riffle for this season. He is familiar with guns, and has gone dove hunting a lot. What type of gun/riffle is the best with in a $300.00 budget, preferably closer $200.00?

as always 10 points for the best answer

Thanks!

2007-10-09 07:23:21 · 14 answers · asked by Lin-z 2 in Hunting

I hate the Cowboys, go Tribe!

2007-10-09 07:23:18 · 9 answers · asked by Buckeyenutbag 2 in Football (American)

2007-10-09 07:22:49 · 13 answers · asked by naveh4 2 in Other - Sports

How come so many people like this guy.. He is DANGEROUS!!! Did anyone see that block move he tried to pull at Dega, I was THERE... If he wrecks he cries and blames someone else, if he gets wrecked he tries to fight, but its PERFECTLY fine for him to run over everyone else.. Is it just me or is this guy the biggest titty baby in NASCAR

2007-10-09 07:21:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

2007-10-09 07:19:19 · 18 answers · asked by brewer37 1 in Baseball

Ashley was recently voted off of Survivor: China, if that was the real reason she left, does this mean she is returning soon?

2007-10-09 07:15:31 · 5 answers · asked by RKO killer 1 in Wrestling

2007-10-09 07:15:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

Brett Favre has his best winning percentage in which stadium?
Lambeau Field
Soldier Field
Ford Field
Metrodome

2007-10-09 07:14:36 · 8 answers · asked by The Claymaker- Go Pack! 6 in Football (American)

2007-10-09 07:14:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

first innings total

2007-10-09 07:10:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Don't tell me you don't look either.....

2007-10-09 07:10:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

I have been a Red Sox fan my whole life. I have followed Joe Torre's career since he became manager of our rival Yankees and have had nothing but respect for the man. He is a Hall-of-Fame manager. No-one can deny that, not even Sox fans. I say 'What the heck is the boss thinking?' I want to here what Yankee fans have to say about the possibility Steinbrenner will fire such a classy, successful manager.

2007-10-09 07:07:08 · 19 answers · asked by Seth T 2 in Baseball

2007-10-09 06:56:48 · 15 answers · asked by Robbie 3 in Hunting

We all hear about the Patriot Gods, and Romo and his boys...

no one comes in here after the colts win and talk about "how bout them superbowl champs"

will we be the ones to silence them all once WE beat the Pats?

2007-10-09 06:54:49 · 15 answers · asked by Coltsgal 5 in Football (American)

2007-10-09 06:50:03 · 22 answers · asked by suhana 3 in Cricket

i want old and new

2007-10-09 06:49:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2007-10-09 06:42:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

It costs a fortune to go hunting these days. All the equipment you have to buy, the license, etc. Then they only limit what you can hunt and when. And when a car hits a deer and the 2 kids inside the car die, what do the authorities say? NOT ENOUGH HUNTERS!!!! YOU THINK!!!

2007-10-09 06:33:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

apparently at last nights show raw sercurity was taking away the fan's signs that had any reference to Jericho.

Your thoughts?

2007-10-09 06:27:03 · 9 answers · asked by Iceman815 2 in Wrestling

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

2007-10-09 06:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Two of the teams actually won the game by doing that. I just think its a dirty tactic and shouldnt be allowed. Especially when the refs wont allow you to get a challenge flag out that late, even if the flag was laying on the ground before the ball is snapped.

2007-10-09 06:24:46 · 8 answers · asked by MJMGrand 6 in Football (American)

Well, as we all know, the Buffalo Sabres made it very far in the NHL playoffs. Well Me personally as a sabres fanatic doesnt think that they will have a great season... I'm just wondering what the rest of the country is thinking about this subject

2007-10-09 06:22:24 · 17 answers · asked by Nick 2 in Hockey

The most talented team in baseball couldn't make it past the first round again. Don't see how that's the managers fault.

2007-10-09 06:22:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Chevy
Dodge
Ford
Toyota

2007-10-09 06:21:38 · 24 answers · asked by Tina 4 in NASCAR

2007-10-09 06:12:44 · 8 answers · asked by striderhiryu4eva 1 in Other - Football

Whether it's the Red Sox or the Indians.

2007-10-09 06:10:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

I have realized that the owner of the New York Yankees George Steinbrenner has high expectations for his ball club, the New York Yankees. Every year, it seems that he wants his team to Win The World Series and if you do not win to his expectations, you face consequences

Also, why does Steinbrenner have high expectations that the owners of most other franchises. For example, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones does not have consequences when the Cowboys do not make the post season. and the Owner of the NBA Detroit Pistons William Davidson does not have consequences for the team not winning the NBA Championship.

Why does New York Yankees owner have such high expectations for the Yankees baseball club when other team owners in other professional sports and Major League Baseball do not expect that everything has to be perfect?

2007-10-09 06:06:43 · 13 answers · asked by Mr. Knowledgeable VI 7 in Baseball

Hi I've got a martial art tournament next month which I'm looking forward - I'll be taking part in formations, throwing techniques/locks and staf spinning. The only problem is I really want to do the sparring as well and due to the fact I'm 16 now I could easily be up against 30 year old men! I'm not very strong and really don't fancy coming back with black eyes (sure there's gloves and head padding but that could easily happen still).

Has anybody got any tips/ training ideas that could be useful in 2 months time??? thanks for the help. Bumble

2007-10-09 06:02:18 · 10 answers · asked by bumblecustard 3 in Martial Arts

2007-10-09 05:59:53 · 17 answers · asked by Sherry 1 in Hunting