At 3pm CST(GMT -6) this afternoon, God sent a vision to Fred Phelps. Fred was too busy fornicating with a first cousin to pay attention. So, as the first available prophet of the inactive reserve, (Don't ask,) it was forwarded to me.
As I lay sleeping off some Chinese Buffet, An IM in letters of fire a quarter cubit tall appeared above my bed, sayething,
"Not by the hand of Ceasar, nor by men who lieth with men, nor by the unbeliever shall Israel be saved, nor by such shall my Kingdom on Earth be accomplishedeth."
The message is clear. Ol' Inbred Fred has had it wrong. Iraq isn't God's punishment for the US harboring gays. We haven't won because Gays unbelievers and backsliders weak in their Faith are allowed to fight in this Holiest of Wars.
We need to pull the troops out last week. And arrange for the Faithful to go to the Mideast and start blowing themselves up at people until, well, Kingdom Come.
Comments, responsible or otherwise, invited.
2007-09-26
10:36:40
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