I mean it's all right there in the New Testament.
Every year on Jesus birthday, the Virgin Mary would bake a Ham Dinner for Jesus while the Apostles made snow angels and went on sled rides pulled by reindeer. Mary Magdalene was always standing under the mistletoe, while Joseph wrapped presents in tinfoil and addressed greeting cards.
Well, ok....that's just nonsense.
It was in the middle of the damn desert in August or September and none of these people had ever heard of reindeer, snow, evergreen trees, mistletoe, eggnog, polar bears, penguins, sleighs, snowmen, the postal service, Santa, the North Pole, Elves, cranberries, pumpkin pie, yule logs, exchanging wrapped presents or greeting cards and they sure as hell weren't eating ham dinners (lol) or turkey dinners in Judea, with corn and stuffing on December 25th, the traditional birthday of all Mediterranean Sun Gods.
But if you say so..................
2007-02-22
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