The scientist approaches God, and says, "Look, God, we don't need you anymore, OK? I mean, we can clone now, we have made astounding advancements in medicine, and we have the technology and scientific knowledge to produce what used to be miracles. We just don't need you. Sorry".
God listens patiently and says, "OK, fine, but I care about you and don't want you to make a mistake, so just to be sure, let's have a man-making contest, to see if you really need me".
The Scientist agrees. God says, "OK, we'll do this just the way I did it in the old days, with Adam and Eve". "No problem", says the scientist, and he reaches down to scoop up a handful of dirt.
"Whoa! Hold on there a minute", God says. "You get your own dirt".
2007-01-12
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