i run out of loo roll the other day, all i could find to replace it was an old copy of the bible, so after taking a dump i used a few pages to wipe my ringpiece clean, i then went out, later that day i recounted this tale to a freind of mine and he said that i must now surely have a holy ringpeice, wow i thought and dashed home, dropped my pants took a mirror and examined my derriere, sure enough it had a hole, is this a miracle goddies is this a sign,... i am so excited that i continue to wipe with the bible every time i take a dump, and i will continue to buy and use the bible for this sole purpose, so all you bible bashers take heed from me, at last i have found a genuine use for this publication, so what do you think of that....
2006-09-13
06:27:27
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