Who would win in a fight between God and Chuck Norris?
2006-09-13 06:34:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck.
One day Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris went to heaven. They saw God sitting down in a great throne and with a much smaller chair beside him. God spoke to them and said, "I will only allow one of you to have a seat beside mine in heaven, explain why you should get this seat." Arnold said "I made the world a better place to live". Steven said "because I vanquished evil in the world". Chuck Norris took a while to think about this. He looked God straight in the eye and said "I believe you're sitting in my seat".
2006-09-13 06:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris!
2006-09-13 13:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Since God created Chuck Norris I think God would win before it even started.
2006-09-13 13:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rick D 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris. God didn't dare exist until Chuck Norris gave him permission.
2006-09-13 13:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God. Why do people make jokes about chuck norris fighting people? Just curious because I've heard them more than once.
2006-09-13 13:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by bookworm1885 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God, of course! He is all powerful! I think Chuck Norris is a great guy and I also believe I've heard him profess to be a Christian as well.
2006-09-13 13:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by son-shine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, that's a trick question since Chuck Norris is God.
But could chuck create a stone that even he couldn't lift??
2006-09-13 13:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely GOD...
He could paralize good ol' Chuck with a thought
I'm not much of a Chuck Norris fan, but I am a fan of God.
2006-09-13 13:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by baby_girl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris feels very strongly about his religion. I do not believe he would fight with G-d.
2006-09-13 13:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh Chuck Norris, without doubt.
2006-09-13 13:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋