i run out of loo roll the other day, all i could find to replace it was an old copy of the bible, so after taking a dump i used a few pages to wipe my ringpiece clean, i then went out, later that day i recounted this tale to a freind of mine and he said that i must now surely have a holy ringpeice, wow i thought and dashed home, dropped my pants took a mirror and examined my derriere, sure enough it had a hole, is this a miracle goddies is this a sign,... i am so excited that i continue to wipe with the bible every time i take a dump, and i will continue to buy and use the bible for this sole purpose, so all you bible bashers take heed from me, at last i have found a genuine use for this publication, so what do you think of that....
2006-09-13 06:27:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol thats very funny i love your name as well
2006-09-13 06:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by thuckgod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great idea as an old bible would have softer pages due to age, this is probally the best thing i have ever heard for putting this pile of junk to good use, might give it a go myself , hey bet the jesus juicers wont like this one very much, and that makes it even better still.
2006-09-13 06:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the first person on earth who has ever conceived of wiping one's rear with the Bible and publicly announcing it in order to try to upset people.
The monkey bars are next to the swing set, in case your kindgarten playground's architecture confuses you.
2006-09-13 06:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The miracle or I should say mercy is that God has not already cast you into Hell.
Repent, for a day of judgement will come, and what will your end be?
2006-09-13 06:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by G3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not being funny, but did you.........did you really?
Did you..............did you really really do it?
Did you............Did you...............Did you.........Did you.............Did you.......... Chinny reckon thats my answer, your from the UK buddy and your tales a big Itchy beard.......isnt it.
Jimmy Hill you never did it because you darent........chinny chin chin. Beard on........beard..........beardy beard.
Ok I am done if you did do that you know a Gideon will appear at midnight and replace it anyway and then dissapear.
2006-09-13 06:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Goatboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how insulting....no words can describe your action.....lost soul may be....
a psychiatrist might help you
PS: I am not a chistian but find it revolting to use a holy book which millions of people revere
2006-09-13 06:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by ekcentrik 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think "ringpiece" is the best euphamism for anus i've heard in a long, long time.
2006-09-13 06:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lascivial 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Beats the Sears catalog any day.
2006-09-13 06:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You're truely foolish.
2006-09-13 06:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by thomasnotdoubting 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i smoke it
2006-09-13 06:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋