OK, at our weekly church dinner, this older woman who is very......"eccentric" sits at our table.
Surprisingly, we all had a good time. I'm starting to think, "OK, maybe the "crazy church lady" isn't so bad..
Then, as I pass her later to get back to the table, she says loudly, "HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT??"
I go, "Have I?"
She calls, "ISN'T IT TRUE??"
At one time I was a size 10/12. Now I'm size 14. 5'9". 3 kids. Sue me.
First: What should I have replied?
Second: It's not like I'm fat! Am I? I thought that's, like, you know, NORMAL!
2006-10-18
13:39:41
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emilsignia
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