Senior Citizens

I know it's been asked before but after the night I had l lastnight it bears repeating.
I want to be remembered for my sense of humor even in the worst of times.I went via ambulance to the ER lastnight, heart attack, my blood pressure crept silently up to 210/120 and then came the chest pains. They referred to it as a minor heart attack, but honey in my book there's no such thing as minor. But I still kept my sense of humor through it all, if you read my answer to Y's question about Smiles you'll see my point. Hugs to all, I'm thrilled to be here today! I'm home resting quietly today.

2007-12-29 12:02:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

of Carol Brady from the Brady Bunch and what had happened to her first husband?

2007-12-29 11:28:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Next week we've been married 35 years, At 25 the gift is tradtionally silver, 30 it's pearl, 50 is gold.

35?

hugs x

2007-12-29 11:05:36 · 47 answers · asked by ? 5

Mine would be:
1) Do treat others as you would like to be treated.
2) Do treat others with civility and respect.
3) Do not insult fellow members by using ethnic, racial, phobic, etc. remarks that disrupt the harmony of the group.

2007-12-29 10:41:48 · 19 answers · asked by Stephen 2

Personally It made my want a stiiff drink LOL

2007-12-29 10:34:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Recently my 93 year old grandmother was admitted into a home due to dementia and that she needs constant supervision. Before she was admitted she had lost most of her memory, not knowing names, dates, where she lived, what was on television, night from day etc...

Most of the day she just sat in the living room watching tv and eating snacks but sometimes she would get these memory spells. When she was in her 50s-80s she would always go to the church for Bingo and that stopped when the church discontinued it. So for about 10 years she never mentioned Bingo nights or remembered she even went. Out of the blue she would start screaming "Today's Friday, I have to get to Bingo. It's at 8pm!!" when it wasn't Friday or around the evening.

She would remember bits and pieces very rarely but most of the time she would have no clue what's going on.

Is this common among the elderly with dementia in having little pieces of memory suddenly come and go?

2007-12-29 10:15:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I lost myfather 1979 My mother is pushing 90 still live by her self in good health

2007-12-29 09:49:38 · 42 answers · asked by Tracer 5

We did in the Gold Country Mother Lode area in N. Calif. It was called Jimtown or Jamestown. 1800s hotel. That was quite an experience. It is not even listed in the haunted hotels directory, but it should be. A charming small OLD hotel however.

The anciant brothel(at one time)was across the street, maybe that had something to do with it. Many fights and killings back in the good old days.

2007-12-29 09:24:16 · 18 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

2007-12-29 09:02:26 · 26 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

This is a follow-up to my questions16 hours ago about State government corruption in the "Seniors" catagory.

2007-12-29 08:50:32 · 11 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

2007-12-29 08:45:04 · 19 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

how much self esteem do you possess do you go to the world and cry or do you do something ie my sister in law has m.s. can`t leave the house to work did she say oh poor me help me no she got off her butt and got a job working at home doing medical billing the medical community is begging for people working out of their house and they pay well all things are possible for those willing to look

2007-12-29 08:33:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Pastor approaches his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant-I've heard that there are many of you out there been a He'n and a She'n out of wedlock-if you been then get up and get out of my church right now!"
Some couples got up and left.

Then he said, "Some of you been a He'n and He'n-I want you to get up and get out of my church right now!"

Some guys got up and left.

He says, "Some of you ladies been a she'n and she'n-leave my church right now!" Some women left.

Old Brother Brown in the back got up and was leaving.

Pastor asked, "Where you goin' Brother Brown?"

Brother Brown replied, "I know sooner or later you'll be gettin' to me'n and a me'n and I'm just gettin'a head start......

2007-12-29 08:31:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

...lots of hugs & kisses, loads of patience, stirred with listening
and simmered with love to a boil...

2007-12-29 08:27:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

...I told her...I loved HER...

2007-12-29 08:19:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

When I was a high school teacher, kids would often ask me what brands kids wore when I was in high school. They were stunned when I said none!

2007-12-29 08:10:35 · 20 answers · asked by Snow Globe 7

that the lord helps those who would help themselves and what does this mean to you?

2007-12-29 07:53:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative
He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed
He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia
He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated
He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy
He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist
You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment
He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged
He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection
He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development
He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations
He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression
You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange
He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive
His jeans are not: Too tight He is: Anatomically under circulated
He is not a: Redneck He is a: Genetically-related American
You do not: Kiss him You become: Facially conjoined
He is not a: Cradle robber He prefers: Generationally differential relationships
He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal
He does not: Act like a total jerk He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion
He is not: Short He is: Anatomically compact
He does not have a: Rich daddy He is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not: Constantly talk about cars He has a: Vehicular addiction
He does not have a: Hot body He is: Physically combustible

2007-12-29 07:49:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
Because one day you might follow through !!!!

2007-12-29 07:00:05 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

You shut the computer down at night, having answered all of the questions that you care to - get up the next morning and turn it on again to answer any that were posted during the night with your morning cup of coffee - click on a question, only to find that it has already been resolved but not moved to the resolved section. You don't even get a chance to answer it, so the people on the other side of the world haven't either. Sometimes, I have a really good answer already forming in my head and don't get the chance to post it, because the asker has only left it up for 4 to 8 hours.
My wish for the New Year is that everyone get along and that people leave their questions posted for 24 hours to give everyone a chance to answer

2007-12-29 06:57:21 · 28 answers · asked by bassetfreak 5

My wife says she no longer see's me as a sexual plaything. I am hurt, bewilderd and the lads down the Leg of Mutton(A Public House) are starting to talk, do you think its fair I am Seventy years old, shes a little younger but acts older, she says more maturely?

2007-12-29 06:01:03 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I answered the question "Have you or your family known a famous person " before they became famous. My answer went in computer never never land. Now when I get back to the question there is no " ANSWER
THIS QUESTION" just "REPORT IT" is just on my computer and just that question. What the heck does that mean?

2007-12-29 05:41:52 · 23 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

i myself was conceived in july, in the back seat of a car. my parents at the time were 15 and 18 in the year 1954

2007-12-29 05:30:08 · 33 answers · asked by Debbie L 4

why not let everyone know how perfect some seem to think they are what are they hiding and can they say the same things from their real face? just wondering

2007-12-29 04:41:59 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you, older folks, have a hard time finding younger people able and willing to help you with your yard work and housework? If you have someone reliable and dependable, are you thankful ???

2007-12-29 04:01:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

still active on the books ? Here are some from my state:
1) Airplanes may not land in city parks
2) Red cars may not drive down Lake Street
3) A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
4) It is illegal to sleep naked
5) All bathtubs must have feet
6) Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays
7) Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.

2007-12-29 03:51:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

And, if you do, what are some of your favorite e-card sites? Thank you!

2007-12-29 03:49:04 · 24 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

Leaving soon to go meet a former high school dorm mate who I have not seen since 1961 when she attended my wedding! How did you find them? Were 'things' still the same? [other than both have aged! lol]

2007-12-29 03:42:56 · 19 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Every now and again, my husband and I are finding ourselves with having to lend money or are failing our kids out, despite us now being retired, and the kids are well in their 2Os, or is this the norm. these days. Is it the way we have brought them up, have we spoilt them literally???

We do get very frustrated about the whole situation of late, but worry about the grand children, if it were not for them, we would pull the plug - thats for sure. Emotional blackmail, is this what its all about?

I would say they were in dept to us, up to 6 thousand pounds.
But having spoken to several other parents, their debts are up in the 3O thousand pounds mark!?!?!?

2007-12-29 03:28:14 · 29 answers · asked by SUPER-GLITCH 6

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ......... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machine

2007-12-29 03:15:56 · 24 answers · asked by Dan Bueno 4