The Pastor approaches his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant-I've heard that there are many of you out there been a He'n and a She'n out of wedlock-if you been then get up and get out of my church right now!"
Some couples got up and left.
Then he said, "Some of you been a He'n and He'n-I want you to get up and get out of my church right now!"
Some guys got up and left.
He says, "Some of you ladies been a she'n and she'n-leave my church right now!" Some women left.
Old Brother Brown in the back got up and was leaving.
Pastor asked, "Where you goin' Brother Brown?"
Brother Brown replied, "I know sooner or later you'll be gettin' to me'n and a me'n and I'm just gettin'a head start......
2007-12-29 08:31:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Brother Brown didn't leave before he could get to me'n and me'n. He left to follow the she'n and she'n couples!
2007-12-29 08:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Who is the Pastor going to have left? I liked Old Brother Browns answer though, he was ahead of the Pastor!
I go to Mass on Sunday's but I go for the fellowship and not so much for the Religious part of it. I go as I said for the fellowship and for the spirituality of it all. I don't believe that we need a Church to be able to talk to the Lord. I hate it when Churches have to build larger Churches and don't need it. Like the one I just left and I knocked the dirt from my shoes and did not look back.
I ended up going back to the Church I have been going to for 24 years and when I came through those doors it felt like I had come home. So, I would not say I was really a real Religious person, as I am more Spiritual.
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2007-12-29 12:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is funny. I was censured by my youth group in the 60's I dated a guy out of the church. We're still married can't say that for some of the others. I hate judgmental people. No I am not really religious.
2007-12-29 10:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by sniggle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For once what I believe is best left unsaid, but they know down the Leg of Mutton( I wonder how it got out)
2007-12-29 14:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Politically incorrect Christian -- the old boy was one step ahead of the preachers game it would seem.
2007-12-29 08:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm very religious, but you don't have to go to chruch to be religious. that sound like a catholic church. You really should but are you very religious. I mean even if people don't go to church doesn't mean that there not religious
2007-12-29 08:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by ¿Asian?™ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I follow the Pagan morals, but i do not really take the mythology too seriously.
2007-12-29 08:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Burzum 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just enough to get me through the day, and love the joke.
2007-12-29 11:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Practising pagan. Nothing wrong with that i would never hurt anyone.. once again people stereo type have study ed other religions and this one suits me nicely.
2007-12-29 08:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No one knows what is in another's heart except God.
2007-12-29 13:20:53 · answer #10 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋