Senior Citizens

I love mine, but they were starting to get on my last nerve.

2007-12-30 00:59:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anne2 7

And what do you guys think about youngsters nowadays?

2007-12-30 00:50:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you've been married just once, good for you and how many!! I'll tell you mine later, I have my socks off counting!!! LOL!!!

2007-12-29 23:53:09 · 48 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

Using the templates of any number of other animals, what would it look like and what would it do for you or others?

2007-12-29 23:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

What animal would you wish it to be?
I would like to find the skeleton of Felix Atrox

2007-12-29 23:22:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

In California, Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada specifically or anywhere else?

2007-12-29 23:11:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wishing you all a very happy & a prosperous New Year 2008 !

2007-12-29 22:14:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Someone asked this in P&S and my answer of "Alice Cooper's -Welcome to My Nightmare" suddenly seemed very antique. So I wanted to re-ask the question in the Seniors section.

2007-12-29 17:45:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Since my mother turned 60 she is not the same woman. She says all the time that she doesn't care about anything or anyone and she only wants to do things for herself. She took off for 3 days right in the middle of the Holidays when all her children and grand-children were reunited (only happens once a year). Her excuse: she was visiting her sisters. And she took off the morning her youngest son got into town and she had not seen him in 6 months. My father had a stroke a few years ago and he's disoriented sometimes and she is just not there for him to physically help him or emotionally support him.

What's happening to our mother? I am 42 y/o and I never ever questioned my mother about anything, I have the most respect for my parents but I am starting to wonder if I should for once say something?

2007-12-29 17:36:28 · 30 answers · asked by Jane Marple 7

2007-12-29 17:15:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wasnt It leaking before?

2007-12-29 17:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 17:09:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 17:07:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Asking Senior opinions. (Anyone can answer).

2007-12-29 17:01:52 · 53 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Would you state what you particularly enjoy about the program?

Any "thumbs down" to answers will be construed to be a "thumbs up".

2007-12-29 16:56:13 · 13 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

and why?

2007-12-29 16:53:37 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-29 16:52:17 · 19 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-29 16:48:53 · 30 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-29 16:46:55 · 38 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Someone (seeker) asks a seemingly acceptable question; then people respond; then the questions and answers disappear; and then seeker "goes on vacation" or leaves for awaile. Please explain in simple, specific, easy-to-understand language what is going on?

2007-12-29 15:40:43 · 10 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"

"I would have gotten out today."

2007-12-29 15:32:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.

Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.

The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.

She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

2007-12-29 15:24:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 14:15:53 · 6 answers · asked by sniggle 5

2007-12-29 14:14:30 · 12 answers · asked by sniggle 5

always keep a finger on the escape key?

2007-12-29 12:50:58 · 48 answers · asked by ? 5

I can only think of one song of their's : I Am Just A Fool

2007-12-29 12:46:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 12:46:22 · 7 answers · asked by Mdme. Mango Keeps it Real 7

I sure do!

2007-12-29 12:38:11 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 12:30:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-29 12:24:39 · 55 answers · asked by Bethany 6