One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?" he asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
2007-12-29 15:24:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Suzie, you have out done your self... I'd be rolling on the floor if I could!!! Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!!! LOL
A boy friend.... sure but not for long!
Wow... ya just can't win here today!
how about a boy toy!
2007-12-29 15:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I think the cuckoo clock made a better boy friend.
2007-12-29 15:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by sniggle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I would get a new cuckoo clock. Chuckles and a star Suzie!
2007-12-29 17:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cuckolded by cuckoo
2007-12-29 21:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could tell us where you get all these jokes from. This one was great. Keep them coming as you add sunshine to alto of worlds. You do for me. Here is a well-deserved star for you.
2007-12-30 02:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Suzie - where can I get a cuckoo clock just like that one!
Ha! Ha! just too funny for words! CJ
Stars aplenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-29 16:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No I would not put up with a boyfriend or husband who acted like that. Been there ,done that and they are gone.
2007-12-29 15:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You should dump him. He seems to have little respect for you. Maybe you could get someone who drinks less, can speak properly and has common sense.
2007-12-29 15:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Nok, the giggling was well out of order.
2007-12-29 15:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hell no, I wouldn't put up with him. I would make him choose between the beer or me!
2007-12-29 15:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋