A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"
"I would have gotten out today."
2007-12-29 15:32:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thats a hilarious joke. Sometimes I dont think people have a sense of humor. But I thaought it was cool!
2007-12-29 15:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by jesus_and_the_decibels 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That one was a great one Suzie! A star for you.
I fully agree with jesus_an. I know I don't take enough time to laugh at something, Like at my husband. Anyways you have gotten some great answers. It would be hard for me to choose a best answer as all the ones that got your question had something good and funny to say.
2007-12-30 02:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what that noise is that I keep hearing from the basement! Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-29 17:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes because I am sure prison would have been much worse. And so are his next 20 years now.
2007-12-29 15:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The husband 'might' have made the wrong choice, but the wife 'definitely' made the wrong choice. Time to let them both out of their 'sentence'. LOL Good one!---Luvs
2007-12-29 17:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm about to go to bed. A nice chuckle is needed at this time.
2007-12-29 15:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Franklin 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I guess. But it sounds like the last 20 years have been hell to him so he might wish he has chose the second choice
2007-12-29 15:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by luvcaramel 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yep...
Mine is ... If Id have shot you when I wanted Id be out by now!
I can only imagine how well received this will be too!
2007-12-29 15:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I would bonk him on the head and put him out of his misery. Ha Ha
2007-12-29 15:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by sniggle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its not a joke, we all have choices to make and this poor chap had to go into the basement and sob.
2007-12-29 22:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋