Senior Citizens

The Queen uses a stamp for ID?

2007-12-28 07:47:43 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5

kids in back seats caused accidents


and accidents in back seats caused kids?

2007-12-28 07:43:30 · 39 answers · asked by ? 5

What are the costs an urn & simple cremation?...anyone with info, please post it here.

2007-12-28 07:03:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

We used to have this joke; "You're about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward."

I said that to my kids once and they looked at me like I had two heads!

2007-12-28 07:02:11 · 24 answers · asked by jersey girl in exile 6

Just let my surgeon know !!!! *smile* They wanted to put this under "Pregnancy and Parenting". hahahaha !!! ... Under "New Born Baby" !!!!

2007-12-28 06:47:00 · 14 answers · asked by Diana 7

2007-12-28 06:45:08 · 17 answers · asked by Riverrat 5

you didn't have a partner?

2007-12-28 06:21:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where I probably should have put it in the first place. Does anyone remember a Christmas song called "Christmas Candles", and not the Crosby/Andrews Sisters one, but one sung by possibly Danny Kaye's wife? In like 1962 or 63? If you do, and you know where I can find it recorded (I have the sheet music), could you let me know? Thanks all!

2007-12-28 05:57:48 · 15 answers · asked by Cheryl P 5

I mean, back in ancient times some guy has an entire animal to eat from and pick the best pieces of meat, yet when it comes to modern times, we are eating pig's ankles in various tasty ways?

2007-12-28 05:49:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you like them, try and see if you can answer these:

1. Which web site is known for altering its logo to celebrate birthdays, holidays, and major events?

2. Name all the actors who played Batman. There were five.

3. What is the shortest you can be and still join the kick line as a Rockette?

4. If you call the Geek Squad for help, what is broken?.

5. True or false: The main ingredient in falafel is chickpeas.

2007-12-28 05:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you remember when the sign with the arches said, 10,000 served? McDonald's was launched by Ray Croc in l955, over a half century ago, and now it serves 27 million customers a day!

But McDonald's was not the pioneer in the fast food business- Steak n' Shake started in Normal, Ill in l934! How things change--and how they remain the same!

2007-12-28 05:09:59 · 29 answers · asked by Isadora 6

2007-12-28 04:41:14 · 39 answers · asked by Just Mee 2

My hubby & I just got back from visiting my daughter & son-in-law in Dallas for Christmas. I found it interesting that she is using one of my expressions that I used on her. When ever she would expect me to do her chores, I would ask her "Just who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba?" She has updated that expression for when the grandkids spend too much money by saying "Just who do you think you are, Donald Trump?" So, if you use this expression, who's name do you use and under what circumstances do you use it? Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!

2007-12-28 04:37:22 · 26 answers · asked by Gladys 6

I went over to Cultures and Groups and saw Senior questions on the first 4 pages and quit!!! Now, does this give anybody a clue on the harrassment that has been going on? Take a look!! Have a good day and I'm off to the pool.....to swim!!!!

2007-12-28 03:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

2007-12-28 03:38:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do we make some changes out of boredom or are we just too creative for our own good? Do you think society will ever become stagnant?

2007-12-28 03:36:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wally's question about the store and one of the answers saying how she had to wait in the car reminded me of how my mother would leave the four of us in the car (I was the oldest at 5 years old) until one day a man parked next to us and proceeded to shall we say "pleasure himself" while we kids watched. We didn't get left in the car after that.

2007-12-28 03:13:28 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little girls looked so sweet with pigtails.

2007-12-28 03:09:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-28 03:09:15 · 29 answers · asked by Patches 5

Yet, when they make bathrobes, women's bathrobes reach the floor and men's bathrobes come to their knees? Why aren't men's bathrobes to the floor too?

2007-12-28 02:57:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I guess they think their questions are the only questions worth answering.

2007-12-28 02:44:47 · 23 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

The ones where you put baking soda or something in the cap and it would 'dive' by itself? I think they had submarines like that too?

2007-12-28 02:41:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the bathtub or in the sink?

2007-12-28 02:40:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does that make you look for a can of real carnivorous beans? If the beans aren't vegetable are they animal? What other items have you seen that make no sense? Anywhere?

2007-12-28 02:34:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-28 02:25:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you ever play with the food? Stick your thumb into the meats like the hamburger and stuff? Mash the bread?

2007-12-28 02:15:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have just been shopping in Tesco.
Most of the special Christmas bits eg. crackers, christmas puds, wrapping paper and the kids toys are all 50% off.
I could have saved a fortune if my Christmas had been a few days delayed. It just goes to show how large a mark up these things are given. Do you think its fair?
I say do away with the sales and sell the stuff at a fair price all the time.

2007-12-28 02:06:46 · 21 answers · asked by Mrs. P. 6

What is it like in your neck of the world?
(drizzle+wind=dwindzling)

2007-12-28 02:01:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't m atter which number you press, nothing will
make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press
9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

2007-12-28 01:34:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Toni, Didie Ellen, Teri Lee, Saucy Walker or other?

2007-12-28 01:02:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous